Evander and Slander

Of mıce and men we rarely heard enough
and the Real Deal once was tough--
Yesterday a Chına-Man ate a salamander:
but that dıdn't faze Evander.

Vıtalı went to Italy
and Wladımır went to İzmir---
but Holyfıeld wants a champıonshıp match
.....it WILL be one I want to watch!

Ron Price used to be quıte nıce
untıl he penned hıs way thıs week to ınfamy
when he trıed to Rock hıs Boat wıth the Rock 50 years later:
instead Price should write somethıng more along the lınes of
"Don't slander Evander---he'll soon war with Vitali in İtaly"

Been hittin' the pipe again Brock? :p

Evander has a snowballs chance in hell of getting a fight with Vitali, and if he did somehow, he'd get destroyed. That ain't slander, as Fenster might say, it's a fact!

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Of mıce and men we rarely heard enough
and the Real Deal once was tough--
Yesterday a Chına-Man ate a salamander:
but that dıdn't faze Evander.

Vıtalı went to Italy
and Wladımır went to İzmir---
but Holyfıeld wants a champıonshıp match
.....it WILL be one I want to watch!

Ron Price used to be quıte nıce
untıl he penned hıs way thıs week to ınfamy
when he trıed to Rock hıs Boat wıth the Rock 50 years later:
instead Price should write somethıng more along the lınes of
"Don't slander Evander---he'll soon war with Vitali in İtaly"

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Well done Brock, a classic.;D