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I have just noticed that the estimated jackpot has gone from $400 million to $425 million. I was going to play fair and let everybody have a chance. This sudden rise in value will now compel me to unleash my new and improved, ultra-foolproof system. So, if you haven't bought tickets already, don't rush out now to do it, because I will not be buying them back.
I just get pissed at the lines. Go to Brothers last night and can't pay at the pump. Nothing I like better than standing 12 people deep all buying multiple tickets and the chick the size of a Ryder truck dressed in sweats and crocs up front is phoning relatives so she can "use their lucky birth dates" :mad:
Sometimes, we in the country are really fuckin stupid.
$425 million- cash value 244.7 million- is a lot of money, but I'll probably make twice that much selling my new and improved, ultra-foolproof and, now, top secret method for picking lottery numbers at $97 a shot (only 4 easy payments!)