Using dried or "charred" toast as deodorant when you have run out
I have tried the charred rye slices but the pumpernickel really worked well. As you rub it ruskly and brusquely and roughly a bit under the armpits (armpits should be dry if possible) some charred or "burnt" crumbs will flake off, but it will leave a nice ashen sort of coating under the armpits, and the best part of all is, it will leave a nice rye or whole wheat aroma, you will smell healthy and like fibre, even, and people will think of bread when they smell you.
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That is possibly the greatest thread title in history. I would bet my life that not a single person that reads it ever thought they would read it. Fantastic.
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Fenster
That is possibly the greatest thread title in history. I would bet my life that not a single person that reads it ever thought they would read it. Fantastic.
And after reading it, I think very few will try it, at least if they are sober.
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I have found if you rub jam on your balls the girl really appreciates it more than the dried toast.
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brocktonblockbust
I have tried the charred rye slices but the pumpernickel really worked well. As you rub it ruskly and brusquely and roughly a bit under the armpits (armpits should be dry if possible) some charred or "burnt" crumbs will flake off, but it will leave a nice ashen sort of coating under the armpits, and the best part of all is, it will leave a nice rye or whole wheat aroma, you will smell healthy and like fibre, even, and people will think of bread when they smell you.
Leave everything to MEEEEE!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMoXQgVQw6E
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Fenster
That is possibly the greatest thread title in history. I would bet my life that not a single person that reads it ever thought they would read it. Fantastic.
It is a sign of complete and utter insanity genius but I am still not sure if anything will ever top this one ttp://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingforum/77146-have-you-ever-sat-down-chair.html?highlight=chair
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YOu can't really spread the word about it, that's what sucks. If you tell your friend to try it, he will not. Bread is always there for us. People are the issue here, really. An armpit is not a cog in a wheel. Radiation from Fukushima has NOT darkened the orange color of a painted bell in church. Ask a Muslim and he will say that bells are insignificant, and take a loaf and toast it up, lift up your arms and scrunch-crunch-CRUNCH away with a wry grin, a dry gin, a hooli-gan, really, who sparks his opponent late in the 3rd round with an uppercut that was coaxed out of him by Jesus.
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And I got flak for starting a Shellie Zimmerman thread..........
:rolleyes:
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Greenbeanz
"........people will think of bread when they smell you." Booker prize level right there.
it's a pleasure to read your comments Beanz ;) bring out the lyre, the harp, and the cello,
for he is certainly a jolly good fellow.
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brocktonblockbust
YOu can't really spread the word about it, that's what sucks. If you tell your friend to try it, he will not. Bread is always there for us. People are the issue here, really. An armpit is not a cog in a wheel. Radiation from Fukushima has NOT darkened the orange color of a painted bell in church. Ask a Muslim and he will say that bells are insignificant, and take a loaf and toast it up, lift up your arms and scrunch-crunch-CRUNCH away with a wry grin, a dry gin, a hooli-gan, really, who sparks his opponent late in the 3rd round with an uppercut that was coaxed out of him by Jesus.
Obviously when Marie Antoinette was falsely labeled with saying about the poor; "If they have no bread then give them cake".
She was actually implying these peasants stink like demons and they have gone to far into wretched filth to use just bread as their deodorant .
Fuck the bread we need cake. A cake of :) cake.
So then they cut her head off anyway for being a soap queen.
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Andre
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Originally Posted by
brocktonblockbust
YOu can't really spread the word about it, that's what sucks. If you tell your friend to try it, he will not. Bread is always there for us. People are the issue here, really. An armpit is not a cog in a wheel. Radiation from Fukushima has NOT darkened the orange color of a painted bell in church. Ask a Muslim and he will say that bells are insignificant, and take a loaf and toast it up, lift up your arms and scrunch-crunch-CRUNCH away with a wry grin, a dry gin, a hooli-gan, really, who sparks his opponent late in the 3rd round with an uppercut that was coaxed out of him by Jesus.
Obviously when Marie Antoinette was falsely labeled with saying about the poor; "If they have no bread then give them cake".
She was actually implying these peasants stink like demons and they have gone to far into wretched filth to use just bread as their deodorant .
Fuck the bread we need cake. A cake of :) cake.
So then they cut her head off anyway for being a soap queen.
yeah Andre I have thought that over, and fuck her soapy asshole I say.
