I would like the gather your opinions on the subject and write a small book about them.
Have you ever seen a Mermaid?
Did she have nice boobs?
Was sand in her hair?
Wear would you insert your penis?
Was it raining?
Did anyone believe your story?
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I would like the gather your opinions on the subject and write a small book about them.
Have you ever seen a Mermaid?
Did she have nice boobs?
Was sand in her hair?
Wear would you insert your penis?
Was it raining?
Did anyone believe your story?
excellent thread, I have not seen a mermaid yet. If I ran into one I don't think I would have sex with it. I have spent a fair amount of time in Boston Harbour, I did come accross some unidentified sea creature. Brushed up against my leg whilst I was swimming around the boat. I am always amazed at the ocean, so vast and it can go from peacefully beautiful to terrifying in a heartbeat. I give a lot of credit to those early explorers, talk about a set of balls. I bet Columbus was hung like a horse. Anyway, I will keep you informed if I come accross a mermaids I will let you know.
I personally don't belive in Mermaids but there's a great documentary about it, Mermaids painting been around for a very long time! Painted on rocks, in disney movies, did someone just came up with mermaids??
I believe in hallucinations brought on by fatigue after long voyages at sea whilst lacking a good diet.
Nah, far too logicalQuote:
Originally Posted by KickMuck
I think it is more lacking sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by KickMuck
Remember Daryl Hannah in Splash, do not think she exposed her boobs but she turned into a fish when she got wet. :cool:
Id like to believe in them so i could go ruthless on that ass when I catch them.
The ass would be that of a fish though?Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
;D Ok read this: Shark episode - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
While listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFs5Y1hlN-I
No but I believe in Santa Clause;D.
Spoiler Alert!
There's an old rumor among fishermen here that the mermaid some of them had seen at night sea are just dugongs - manatees, seacows etc. (for people who don't know what they are, they look like seals or sea lions but live in the seas). I hope they are wrong coz I want to see a real mermaid myself...
Now you've gone n upset the poor boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanThe ass would be that of a fish though?Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
Id still smash.. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanThe ass would be that of a fish though?Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
Mermaids are pointless.
I prefer the bottom half..but I couldnt kiss a fish.
Smells like fish, tastes like fish, might as well be fish.