Heavyweight title devastation

The world reacts with horror as the most keenly awaited clash between two British (nearly) heavyweights was tragically cancelled today. Derek 'Del Boy' Chisora withdrew from his eagerly awaited clash with Tyson O'Fury for the British Heavyweight title, together with the WB something (make the following letters up yourself) intercontinental air miles title.

World class boxing journalist Jeff Powell said ' This is a serious blow for world heavyweight boxing' as he cried into his expenses paid breakfast this morning, 'thank god Frank Warren is continuing with the rest of the top quality show, because if he'd cancelled it I would have to finish decorating the spare room for Mrs. Powell'.

The WB (make your own following letters up) have stated that they will now give an intercontinental air miles title to Tyson O'Fury for being good at swearing, Derek Chisora also recieves No. 1 contender position for generating the most empty seats in any peacetime professional boxing show.

LMFAO

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