BWAA To Suspend 20 Writers

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BWAA To Suspend 20 Writers In Boxing’s Largest Drug Scandal

Aug 142014
By Carsey McKay
August 14, 2014
http://www.fightclubwriter.com/wp-co...es-300x300.jpgThe Boxing Writers Association of America is set to suspend over 20 writers due to a scandal involving the rampant use of estrogen amongst its boxing writers.

Investigators say it is the worst drug-abuse case in the history of boxing.
The BWAA declined to comment, but confirmed that an investigation has been launched to look into the matter.

There isn’t a journalism institution today with a drug problem like the one that threatens the sanctity of the boxing media.

If writers are subjected to 24/7/365 testing for the presence of synthetic estrogen, then the public can know for sure if these effeminate writers are producing estrogen naturally or artificially.

Dr. Margo Woodcock, president and founder of Another Stupid Anti‐Doping Agency (ASADA) has called for the BWAA to immediately test its writers for the use of synthetic estrogen.

To date, only writers who participate in ASADA’s rigorous voluntary program undergo such testing. “The recent positive tests for artificial estrogen in the boxing media is a problem for such a masculine and macho sport,” said Dr. Woodcock.

“Clearly, some writers are choosing to get married because they know their ‘wives’ can easily obtain the substance. It’s long over due that these writers are tested for synthetic estrogen.”

The BWAA has allowed the media to be overrun by testicular-challenged pansies that like nothing more than ogling shirtless, sweaty, muscular, toned and defined beefcakes. Those rugged, fist-fighting, cigar-smoking, whiskey-drinking, fedora-wearing, womanizing fight scribes of yesteryear are a thing of the past.

The future of fight writing is bleak. This isn’t about a few writers failing a drug test. This is about the pussyfication of the boxing media.