Bet you've never arm wrestled a Black Midget who's Downsyndrome

I did yesterday in My Brothers mates Bar in Battersea SW London.
F*cking Hillarious and we even named him 'Lionel Titchie'..
He's barred from all the local boozers but Danny the Guv lets him in for 3 pints only as he gets extremly Amorous when merry.
Nearly Broke his knuckles.F*nny as F*ck and gutted i never had thde DIgi-cam because he looks like a negro Odd-Job from the Bond films..

I'm still upset that my 'Which time Bandit was the hardest' thread never took off :'(

:appl:  would have been funny if you lost   ;D

you couldn't let the poor bastard win? life obviously kicked the hell out of him, he didn't need you making things any worse.

any way, a W is a W


you beat a retarded midget.............Good for you! :thumb:

Mrs smash even beat him hahaha
He was off his f*cking nut too.
He rolled up some paper like a spliff and sat smoking it (Not lit or anything)
Value for money ain't the word.

Smash don't go down for no one, his 1-99 record remains in tact. No way he was gonna humour afro Nick Nack if it ment going 1 and 100 :P

hahahaha

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Originally Posted by dramaking

:appl: would have been funny if you lost ;D

you couldn't let the poor bastard win? life obviously kicked the hell out of him, he didn't need you making things any worse.

any way, a W is a W


you beat a retarded midget.............Good for you! :thumb:

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:lol: Hahaha!!!

I lost to a retard & a cheerleader in a cornhole tourny last summer.
... and I was trying.

:(

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Originally Posted by Smashup

I did yesterday in My Brothers mates Bar in Battersea SW London.
F*cking Hillarious and we even named him 'Lionel Titchie'..
He's barred from all the local boozers but Danny the Guv lets him in for 3 pints only as he gets extremly Amorous when merry.
Nearly Broke his knuckles.F*nny as F*ck and gutted i never had thde DIgi-cam because he looks like a negro Odd-Job from the Bond films..

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Did ya win? (Or did he break his knuckles from squeezing too hard ;D )?

someone once told me that midgets had bigger cocks ???















bollox



they may hang down to there knees but remember there legs are only 8inchs long!!!

b
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;D

cheers for the bump, funny thread, pretty sich though :o

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Originally Posted by Smashup

I did yesterday in My Brothers mates Bar in Battersea SW London.
F*cking Hillarious and we even named him 'Lionel Titchie'..
He's barred from all the local boozers but Danny the Guv lets him in for 3 pints only as he gets extremly Amorous when merry.
Nearly Broke his knuckles.F*nny as F*ck and gutted i never had thde DIgi-cam because he looks like a negro Odd-Job from the Bond films..

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:lolhaha: :lol: CC for Makin me laugh my ass off