I drove through Pine Bluff, Ark. In 1995. Picture pine trees, evergreens, pine cones, pine needles, even porcupines. I was feeling pretty pine. I saw an oak ark parked starkly next to a sparkly church. It said "Noah's Ark Baptist Church of Christ". So I says to me self, I says " What a bloody coincidence: Noah's Ark(Kansas)."
Fancy that, boys.
