Did you ever "towel" a slice of bread at 5 p.m.?

Jam it down the table, open the jar!
Not pickles but tart jelly Joo-Joo,
Forgot to spread his Boo-Boo
And rammed Ralph up the Wazoo
Into
A tub of Royal Goo
And Lil' Andrew
Did a Poo-Poo