Ariana Grande gets groped, leered at.... at Aretha Franklin's funeral

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/cele...id=mailsignout



Sometimes you don't have to make shit up. Reality is weird enough on its own.

So this performer gets, let me see if I got this straight........

1. Groped by a bishop.
2. Leered at by a former President.

..... all at a funeral honoring Aretha Franklin. Okaaaaay.



Oh, but the bishop defended himself saying he hugs ALL male and female artists. Hmm.... I wonder if he ever gets any nipple action. I'm sure he could probably correctly estimate Ariana's cup size by now.

Clinton looked decidedly un-former-Presidential leering at Ariana up and down. Someone should've handed the man a kerchief to wipe the drool off the side of his mouth. Totally dirty old man-ish.

In earlier news, Madonna had been raked over the coals for making a Franklin tribute all about herself.

Poor Aretha dies, and it's a circus out there.

All innocent interaction, happens all the time.

Dudes it’s scary shit. Sometimes girls I know will give me a hug but I’m not paying attention when they dive in. As they work the inside I try to get my footwork down and face them appropriately and sure enough a hand will touch a breast, ass or something. It really is a frightening thing as often it’s at work and I don’t know if I should say hey sorry I just touched your tit or ass I didn’t mean to but u moved in real quick and I couldn’t judge placement that quickly. I guess they understood as they continue to do it but this day and age it is scary, they should definitely wear burkas

Poke fun all you want, but you gotta feel for Ariana.

Oh wait....... the bishop beat me to it.

https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/u...icelyTyson.jpg

Now that is a hat. What are the legs holes at the top for?

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Originally Posted by Beanz

https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/u...icelyTyson.jpg

Now that is a hat. What are the legs holes at the top for?

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Why has this woman got a giant black frog fish on her head ?
http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...tid=4507&stc=1

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Originally Posted by TitoFan

Poke fun all you want, but you gotta feel for Ariana.

Oh wait....... the bishop beat me to it.

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The bishop grabbed and then held on for dear life. I felt bad for the girl, whoever she is.

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Originally Posted by walrus

Dudes it’s scary shit. Sometimes girls I know will give me a hug but I’m not paying attention when they dive in. As they work the inside I try to get my footwork down and face them appropriately and sure enough a hand will touch a breast, ass or something. It really is a frightening thing as often it’s at work and I don’t know if I should say hey sorry I just touched your tit or ass I didn’t mean to but u moved in real quick and I couldn’t judge placement that quickly. I guess they understood as they continue to do it but this day and age it is scary, they should definitely wear burkas

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Do not worry about it, if they initiate the contact then it is fine. However I have been banned from standing too close to women for 6 months by HR.

Why do I not think that is a joke?

Ariana Grande was not dressed for a funeral #1. #2 Bill Clinton is a rapist

#3 Grande has taken a page out of Trump's book that any kind of news coverage is good coverage! Only she wasn't covered hahaha

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

Ariana Grande was not dressed for a funeral #1. #2 Bill Clinton is a rapist

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Would a burqa have solved both problems?

Bishop touches young people inappropriately. Must be trying to climb the career ladder.

He also called her a new Taco Bell menu item :-X

Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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Yeah what a pivot, after pissing on cadavers