Where's Mark and his excellent jokes ???
I love Marks jokes I think we share the same funny bone ;D
NOT THAT TYPE OF BONE BEFORE YOU SAY IT!! >:mad >:mad
It is Mark_TKO that always posts a joke on here isn't it ???
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Where's Mark and his excellent jokes ???
I love Marks jokes I think we share the same funny bone ;D
NOT THAT TYPE OF BONE BEFORE YOU SAY IT!! >:mad >:mad
It is Mark_TKO that always posts a joke on here isn't it ???
not sure he often goes on the missing list.. here i'll fill in for him....
Whats the difference between a duck....
one of its legs are the same ;D
hope this help :-\
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Originally Posted by Saddo
I think that has done to my brain what it is designed to do
I think it's supposed to confuse beds
that was awful saddo ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
let me try...
What did the baker say to the 3 headed policeman?
ello, ello ello! ;D
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It could have just been three policemenQuote:
Originally Posted by The_One77
Or he could have just said "hello all"
Wouldn't he say something like "OH MY F****** GOD THERE'S A POLICEMAN WITH THREE HEADS RUN!!!!!!!" Then get his shot gunout and start blasting away.
it fucking has!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by steady_E
thank you it was my tribute to Mark_TKO ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by The_One77
How big is a rock? :headscratch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
what colour?
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Originally Posted by steady_E
Two ducks are swimming along in a pond, one duck floats up to the other and says "Quack", the other Duck says "Ha, thats EXACTLY what was gonna say to you!"
I'll get me coat.
what are these - jokes ?!?!?!?
you hear that Gene Pitney had died ?
apparently it will take four days to make his coffin out of oak but only 24 hours from balsa !!!!!!
:lol: There is just nothing like the original. What up _TKO?
I heard _E wants to share your bone. ;D