Ruiz Jr vs Miller needs some promo and a nickname

Maybe I've missed it... but I haven't seen any snazzy posters or billing names announcing this fight. So I've come to the rescue. :D

Obviously "Rumble in the Jungle" and "Fight of the Millenium" have already been taken. But what are other likely candidates for this fight?

I've got some ideas... maybe you can come up with your own.

Fat Man and Robin Us

Hot Pocket V Hot Piss

Sweaty Flap Tits vs McCheatin Swamp Ass: Battle for the undisputed Whataburger Drive Thru championship of the woooooorld :reporter:

The Boxing Burrito Vs Fat Baby Cheato

Wasted Talent (Ruiz) v Waste of space (Miller)