Fights about to start where's Wacko!?!

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Ha Ha Ha Fights about to start.. Where's Wack meat?

I'm here...do I need to repost the DRBR?

Okay then smarty pantses...whooooooooooooooooomp de it izzzzzzzz:

Chris Byrd (39 wins with 20 ko's, 2 losses, & 1 draw) vs Wladimir Klitschko (45 wins with 40 ko's & 3 losses) Round 1: Both fighters look game...241 lbs for Klitschko. 213 1/2lbs for Byrd. So let's get crackin! Bell!!! Let me say that I hope Byrd does well...but I'm goin for a Klitschko win. Wlad rushes across & jabbing. Byrd pawing. Gotdam that place is packed as hell!!! Byrd to the body. Byrd up top. Byrd to the body again & then upstairs. Wlad just checking range. Byrd to the body again. Wlad now just pawing. Wlad lands a hard jab twice in a row. Byrd hard to the body. Byrd up top & then back to the body. Nice. Byrd standing ground. Wlad to the body. Byrd up top. Hard jab by Wlad, Byrd answers back. Double jab by Wlad. Right hook to the head inside. Byrd to the body pretty low. Warned. Wlad just finding range. Nice jab by Wlad. Byrd misses. Wlad just pawing now.

That jab is pretty much pounding Byrd.

Nothing different from the first fight so far.

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 2: Wlad just pawing now. Right hand cocked & ready. Wlad just pretty much tapping the gloves of Byrd. Left hook by Wlad. Byrd just covering up. Byrd to teh body. Jab & then a hook by Wlad. Wlad ties up. Byrd to the body again. RIght hand nails Byrd. Not good for Byrd. Byrd jabbing. The jab again is pretty much hammering Byrd. Body shot by Byrd. Hard right by Wlad. Byrd to the body...might have missed. Left hook for Wlad again. Big right hand by Wlad. Left hook & a right to follow. RIght hand by Wlad. Damn. Another one followed by a left hook. Wlad ties.

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 3: Byrd to the body. 19-19 even. Byrd holding & hitting the body. Wlad jabs & knocks his head back. Byrd will not be able to stand this all night...but then again...can Wlad. Byrd to the body. Straight right by Wlad. Byrd to the body. Wlad clenches & Byrd goes to Wlad's body. Hard right hand by Wlad. Damn. Wlad clenches & pushes Byrd to the corner. Left hook for Wlad on the break. Afgter the break. Left hook inside. Byrd crying to the ref about Wlad holding. Har d right & a hard left hand rocks Byrd. Hard right ahnd by Wlad. Damn! Again...again...Dam n. Byrd to the body. Right hand by Wlad & Byrd nails him back.

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 4: Byrd to the body. Wlad lands that right again. Left by Wlad. Byrd back to the body. Nice jab rocks Byrd. Byrd over the top & misses. Byrd's eyes are swelling. Hard 1-2 by Wlad. Right hand rocks Byrd. I wonder what's on Wlad's gloves this time? Heh heh heh. Hard right again. Damn. Wlads got hi smouth open fellers & fellerettes. Byrd to the body. Jab by Wlad & then that big a** right. Thud!!! Damn!!! One more!!! Ohhhhhhhh...Clench. Wlad warned again. WTF? Another 1-2 for Wlad...when I say 1-2 its usually a jab followed by a right. Bell!!

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 5: Byrd's losing kiddies. Wlad actually looks a bit fresher than I thought. Maybe I am wrong. He's quick offa the stool. 37-39 for Wlad. Byrd jabs. Wlad does the same. Byrd ineffectively going to the body. Byrd ineffectively doing anything. Wrong. Jab lands for Wlad. Hard right hand drops Byrd damn!!! Wlad all over him!!! Right hand & a left on Byrd in the corner. Left hooks & left hooks!!! Right hand for Wlad. Byrdd is fucked!!! Wlad is beating him bloody & hammering him to hell!!! Byrd wobbled again. Big right hand hammers him once more. Wlad gives him breathing room...& nails him again. Right hand, left hook, Byrd is beaten bloody but he's back on his feet. Gotdam. Byrd to the body. Hard right by Wlad.

Holy S*** what a fwockin right hand!!!
Hard right nails Byrd & drops him!!! Daman!!!

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 6: I'm impressed with both men. 49-45 for Wlad. Wlad comes right out on him. Hard right hand by Wlad!!! Jabs hammer him. Byrd doing nothing. They need to stop this. Right hand again nails him. Byrd lands a jab...he aint all there on his feet. Left hand for Wlad again. Right hand & then a left. They need to call this fight. He's not doing shat. Hard right hand again. Damn. Byrd to the body...but just jabbing. Byrd eating those jabs. Right hand for Byrd. Not enough to make a diff. Byrd lands another jab. So does Wlad. Left hand rapes Byrd. Right hand again. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! Damn. It's killin him. Hard right hand & a left hammers Byrd agian.

Down goes Byrd again!!! Damn!!!

It's over.
Sorry girls...here's what was happening before I shat myself.

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 7: Okay...now Wlad's breathing hard. Nice fight by Klit though. Wow. Byrd's face is fwocked!!! Wlad first on the exchange. 59-54 for Wlad. Wlad jabbing. Double jab by Wlad. Hard right then a huge left & another right & damn!!! Down goes Byrd!!!