in a awkward situation with a bird advice needed.

I went out the other week and ended up going back to this girls house she was a bit older than me, im 23 she is 27, she has two kids and lives in a council house, (not that where she lives matters) but it gives you an idea that she isnt the richest in the world, anyway i ended up stayin at her house 2 days because i had no money to get home and didnt take my bank card out with me so i had to wait till the bank opened. During this time i got to know her quite a bit and found out she was mates with some real scummy people, there were real gypsys calling round at her house and shit. I was just sat there thinking "im out of my fucking depth here" anyway i finally get home safley and i get a txt off her about a week later askin if i want to go round, obviously being a lad i follow my cock and go round, now she is txtin me constantly and wants a relashionship, now if i turn her down she will get upset and tell her gypsy mates and i will no doubt get a beating for upseting her, i wouldnt mind carrying on the way we were before keeping it casual because she was brilliant in bed, but she isnt the best of lookers, she isnt ugly but she isnt a stunner she just looks like she has pushed out 2 kids and lives on benefits (which she does). now how do i let her down gently without her taking it the wrong way?

Some replys are going to get very funny you can feel them comming.

Shit I dont know..Go for the sympathy vote.
Text her back that your dick has stopped working properly since you've last seen her "for some reason ??? maybe its mental ,maybe nerves Im not sure, Im under medical supervision now ,Im on anti depressants ,they arnt helping ,I"ll get back to you if I can get over this massive hurdle.

Tell her you just got out of a relationship and not ready for another just yet.Tell her that all you want at this point is a fuckbuddy and in the meantime what ever happens between us happens.

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Tell her you just got out of a relationship and not ready for another just yet.Tell her that all you want at this point is a fuckbuddy and in the meantime what ever happens between us happens.

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Good reply,may work, it might just get him right back in there under differnet circumstances too.

Still some gypie women are real sultry you may get to open up a whole new world :lickish:.
Fancy a nice caravan cobba ,ten thousnad shackels and we'll let you go unharmed :'(

tell her your gay, you'll be off the hook for sure ;)

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tell her your gay, you'll be off the hook for sure ;)

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LOL LOL

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tell her your gay, you'll be off the hook for sure ;)

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LOL LOL

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She's probably heard that one before, and found out it isn't usually true, so maybe try something rarer, like you're a necrophiliac or something, and that she's just too "alive" for you.

But seriously, just tell her you don't want to get in too deep, especially with her situation, and explain seeing kids around her house freaks you out more than you thought it would.

Pretend to be your cousin or brother. And text her back saying "themusic" is currently in jail. He'll get a hold of you when he gets out. After a couple of weeks, she'll give up on you. And if you ever run into her again, you got an excuse.

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tell her your gay, you'll be off the hook for sure ;)

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You tell her you're gay and she may get even more pissed off. If she thinks you were bustin' mens bums and then stuck it in her she might get homicidal :-\ Tell her you have testicular cancer and your balls are getting chopped ???

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Pretend to be your cousin or brother. And text her back saying "themusic" is currently in jail. He'll get a hold of you when he gets out. After a couple of weeks, she'll give up on you. And if you ever run into her again, you got an excuse.

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back in high school, my boys pulled that one for me with this girl that i was avoiding. They told her i was sent to juvy and they didn't know when i was coming out. She bought it and didn't call my cell sinces.

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tell her your gay, you'll be off the hook for sure ;)

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You tell her you're gay and she may get even more pissed off. If she thinks you were bustin' mens bums and then stuck it in her she might get homicidal :-\ Tell her you have testicular cancer and your balls are getting chopped ???

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no, no, no, explain to her you just recently realize that your attracted to guys and think you may have a crush on a guy that will bring the girly side out of her and be more of a friend to you then a lover. She will even prolly give you advice how to get the guy or she may be shock and just hang up and be completely turned off by you, which is what we want for our brother themusic.

....stick it in her ass
















is that the correct answer????

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I went out the other week and ended up going back to this girls house she was a bit older than me, im 23 she is 27, she has two kids and lives in a council house, (not that where she lives matters) but it gives you an idea that she isnt the richest in the world, anyway i ended up stayin at her house 2 days because i had no money to get home and didnt take my bank card out with me so i had to wait till the bank opened. During this time i got to know her quite a bit and found out she was mates with some real scummy people, there were real gypsys calling round at her house and S***. I was just sat there thinking "im out of my F****** depth here" anyway i finally get home safley and i get a txt off her about a week later askin if i want to go round, obviously being a lad i follow my cock and go round, now she is txtin me constantly and wants a relashionship, now if i turn her down she will get upset and tell her gypsy mates and i will no doubt get a beating for upseting her, i wouldnt mind carrying on the way we were before keeping it casual because she was brilliant in bed, but she isnt the best of lookers, she isnt ugly but she isnt a stunner she just looks like she has pushed out 2 kids and lives on benefits (which she does). now how do i let her down gently without her taking it the wrong way?

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be honest and say..........................
im just a little kid who's way out of my depth i onli stayed because i never had any moni to get home so i basically used ur house like a hotel
now im shitting myself that because i dont want a full relationship u mite set ur m8's on me ;D ;D



there is no right easy way ofl letting someone down just learn ur lesson dont shag owt that gives uthe eye and u wont end up in situations like this

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is that the correct answer????

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HAhahahahallo Lyle :)

I may have the fucking perfect thing for you mate

Tell her that you are younger then you are

So say to her something like..I know this is wrong..But im 17/18

On one hand she'll be like oh shit.. That is pretty fucking young and more than likely ask you to keep it quiet!! Lol

And on the other hand while she knows youve fucked about with her you might well be alittle too young for her mates to fuck with thats if they even get told cos she'd be embarrased about having it off with a lad too young ;)

Thank me later :P

what if she says age doesnt bother her though?

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what if she says age doesnt bother her though?

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Believe me she wont..

Mind you.. you could just nudge it along make it worse for her by acting as old as you say you are and give her whiny excuses like..I couldnt let my rents find out bla bla

Lol.. A woman of that age doesnt want that shit Lol

Well I think poor katfights has enough on her plate without being let down by another man again >:mad

And I thought she had 5 kids?

Seems to me like she ain't been truthful with you either buddy hiding three of her kids away like that, probably in cupboards.

I'm suprised you didn't notice she was banged up again though, did you just think she was chubby?

As for her gypo mates, trust me they won't lay a hand on you..............................there's no need, every one of her kids is trained to kill :jabbing:

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Well I think poor katfights has enough on her plate without being let down by another man again >:mad

And I thought she had 5 kids?

Seems to me like she ain't been truthful with you either buddy hiding three of her kids away like that, probably in cupboards.

I'm suprised you didn't notice she was banged up again though, did you just think she was chubby?

As for her gypo mates, trust me they won't lay a hand on you..............................there's no need, every one of her kids is trained to kill :jabbing:

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LMAO :D

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Well I think poor katfights has enough on her plate without being let down by another man again >:mad

And I thought she had 5 kids?

Seems to me like she ain't been truthful with you either buddy hiding three of her kids away like that, probably in cupboards.

I'm suprised you didn't notice she was banged up again though, did you just think she was chubby?

As for her gypo mates, trust me they won't lay a hand on you..............................there's no need, every one of her kids is trained to kill :jabbing:

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hahahahahahahaha


except i aint on benefits!!!!!!!!!!! and things are ok with my man too(he was hiding in cupboard also)



bilbo you a such a troll :-*

tell her your a benefit fraud investigator and your stay at her house was a test....which she passed with flying colours.

that should do it ;)

You sound a bit of a snob - council house, benefits and Gypsies yet you cannot get any money out for two days. She would do well to get shot of you. Just send her your thread she would dump you in a second.

What is a gypsy these days? I mean what ethnicity or way do you tell gypsies? I read about them in a Hemingway book and they didn't seem suited for military work...

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You sound a bit of a snob - council house, benefits and Gypsies yet you cannot get any money out for two days. She would do well to get shot of you. Just send her your thread she would dump you in a second.

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oooo look its jeremy kyle

The jail bit from VD sounds pretty solid but i'd just act crazy. Most people really don't want to mess or have other people mess with someone they know is a bit off the rocker. She knows you didn't have money for awhile right? If you didn't tell her why exactly, you have a blank to fill in. Play the coke addict card. The grimy females around here tho actually find that as a turn on, so use it in good judgement.

Ok being serious for a second, what is the big deal?

You met her out, and you stayed at her house.

Does she know where you live?

If not just don't answer her calls she'll soon get the message.

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Well I think poor katfights has enough on her plate without being let down by another man again >:mad

And I thought she had 5 kids?

Seems to me like she ain't been truthful with you either buddy hiding three of her kids away like that, probably in cupboards.

I'm suprised you didn't notice she was banged up again though, did you just think she was chubby?

As for her gypo mates, trust me they won't lay a hand on you..............................there's no need, every one of her kids is trained to kill :jabbing:

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hahahahahahahaha


except i aint on benefits!!!!!!!!!!! and things are ok with my man too(he was hiding in cupboard also)



bilbo you a such a troll :-*

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Sorry hon as soon as I saw he had mentioned gypsies my hands started typing a reply automatically.

I'm a very predictable hobbit ::** :)

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Well I think poor katfights has enough on her plate without being let down by another man again >:mad

And I thought she had 5 kids?

Seems to me like she ain't been truthful with you either buddy hiding three of her kids away like that, probably in cupboards.

I'm suprised you didn't notice she was banged up again though, did you just think she was chubby?

As for her gypo mates, trust me they won't lay a hand on you..............................there's no need, every one of her kids is trained to kill :jabbing:

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hahahahahahahaha


except i aint on benefits!!!!!!!!!!! and things are ok with my man too(he was hiding in cupboard also)



bilbo you a such a troll :-*

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Sorry hon as soon as I saw he had mentioned gypsies my hands started typing a reply automatically.

I'm a very predictable hobbit ::** :)

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its al8 i can take it


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Ok being serious for a second, what is the big deal?

You met her out, and you stayed at her house.

Does she know where you live?

If not just don't answer her calls she'll soon get the message.

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Because thats seriously cruel!

Dudes come on! Sometimes i can't believe the way us fells are!Some of these answers are attempts at humour that really are just exposing the Chauvanistic undercurrent that is present in male society.

If you want to spare her feelings (or in your case save yourself hassle,) a white lie is ok. But that lie must entail something which costs you not her, perhaps like Tito Magic Man said or perhaps that you have to get back with your wife...something that makes it your fault not hers.

Mayb in future you'll consider the woman, her feelings and her future before you fuck her and leave her.

Is this a boxing forum or the fuckin Jeremey Kyle show?


















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GO ON LAD!!!

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Ok being serious for a second, what is the big deal?

You met her out, and you stayed at her house.

Does she know where you live?

If not just don't answer her calls she'll soon get the message.

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Because thats seriously cruel!

Dudes come on! Sometimes i can't believe the way us fells are!Some of these answers are attempts at humour that really are just exposing the Chauvanistic undercurrent that is present in male society.

If you want to spare her feelings (or in your case save yourself hassle,) a white lie is ok. But that lie must entail something which costs you not her, perhaps like Tito Magic Man said or perhaps that you have to get back with your wife...something that makes it your fault not hers.

Mayb in future you'll consider the woman, her feelings and her future before you fuck her and leave her.

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Women have feelings? Since fucking when?

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Ok being serious for a second, what is the big deal?

You met her out, and you stayed at her house.

Does she know where you live?

If not just don't answer her calls she'll soon get the message.

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Because thats seriously cruel!

Dudes come on! Sometimes i can't believe the way us fells are!Some of these answers are attempts at humour that really are just exposing the Chauvanistic undercurrent that is present in male society.

If you want to spare her feelings (or in your case save yourself hassle,) a white lie is ok. But that lie must entail something which costs you not her, perhaps like Tito Magic Man said or perhaps that you have to get back with your wife...something that makes it your fault not hers.

Mayb in future you'll consider the woman, her feelings and her future before you fuck her and leave her.

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I don't see a problem with it, women do the same thing all the time. She's just some girl he hooked up with and doesn't want to see again, what's chauvanistic about that?
Don't let the PC modern feminist people convince you anyone with a penis is automatically more duplicitous and less evolved than a woman.
Sorry if that comes across a bit harsh, but I have to put up with this PC feminist bullshit all goddamn day at school and I've had about enough of it...

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Ok being serious for a second, what is the big deal?

You met her out, and you stayed at her house.

Does she know where you live?

If not just don't answer her calls she'll soon get the message.

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Because thats seriously cruel!

Dudes come on! Sometimes i can't believe the way us fells are!Some of these answers are attempts at humour that really are just exposing the Chauvanistic undercurrent that is present in male society.

If you want to spare her feelings (or in your case save yourself hassle,) a white lie is ok. But that lie must entail something which costs you not her, perhaps like Tito Magic Man said or perhaps that you have to get back with your wife...something that makes it your fault not hers.

Mayb in future you'll consider the woman, her feelings and her future before you fuck her and leave her.

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I don't see a problem with it, women do the same thing all the time. She's just some girl he hooked up with and doesn't want to see again, what's chauvanistic about that?
Don't let the PC modern feminist people convince you anyone with a penis is automatically more duplicitous and less evolved than a woman.
Sorry if that comes across a bit harsh, but I have to put up with this PC feminist bullshit all goddamn day at school and I've had about enough of it...

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go tell the headteacher you're being bullied...

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Ok being serious for a second, what is the big deal?

You met her out, and you stayed at her house.

Does she know where you live?

If not just don't answer her calls she'll soon get the message.

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Because thats seriously cruel!

Dudes come on! Sometimes i can't believe the way us fells are!Some of these answers are attempts at humour that really are just exposing the Chauvanistic undercurrent that is present in male society.

If you want to spare her feelings (or in your case save yourself hassle,) a white lie is ok. But that lie must entail something which costs you not her, perhaps like Tito Magic Man said or perhaps that you have to get back with your wife...something that makes it your fault not hers.

Mayb in future you'll consider the woman, her feelings and her future before you fuck her and leave her.

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I don't see a problem with it, women do the same thing all the time. She's just some girl he hooked up with and doesn't want to see again, what's chauvanistic about that?
Don't let the PC modern feminist people convince you anyone with a penis is automatically more duplicitous and less evolved than a woman.
Sorry if that comes across a bit harsh, but I have to put up with this PC feminist bullshit all goddamn day at school and I've had about enough of it...

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go tell the headteacher you're being bullied...

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;D
I should tell the dean. The one of my profs is an active participant in the daily male-bashing. Half the class just hates it and the other half (mostly feminist-types) loves to send a lecture off the rails by constantly commenting on this sort of stuff. Even when it has nothing to do with the lecture at hand... Sometimes I actually can't believe I'm paying a good chuck of cash to be there.

What do you study mate?

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What do you study mate?

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I assume that was directed at me. I'm studying anthropology with a heavy bias towards archaeology (a component of anthropology) and history. I'm nothing more than a lowly arts student ;).

Nice, good luck with that.

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Nice, good luck with that.

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Thank you, I'm studing it because I enjoy it, not becuase of the proliferation of jobs for arts students - obviously. Aside from doing archaeological field-work, I'd really like to end up working in a museum at some point (particularily a historical or war museum). But I'll probably just end up pumping gas for all the people who were smart enough to get useful degrees at university ;D.

sorry to the origional poster for hijacking his thread, I'll shut up now.

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Nice, good luck with that.

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Thank you, I'm studing it because I enjoy it, not becuase of the proliferation of jobs for arts students - obviously. Aside from doing archaeological field-work, I'd really like to end up working in a museum at some point (particularily a historical or war museum). But I'll probably just end up pumping gas for all the people who were smart enough to get useful degrees at university ;D.

sorry to the origional poster for hijacking his thread, I'll shut up now.

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I'm doing my masters in medieval history at the moment (part time distance learning) and that's got an archaeological module in it, and like you I'm pretty much certain that it probably won't get me a fantastic job, or land me the beautiful women....but if only.... :p

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Nice, good luck with that.

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Thank you, I'm studing it because I enjoy it, not becuase of the proliferation of jobs for arts students - obviously. Aside from doing archaeological field-work, I'd really like to end up working in a museum at some point (particularily a historical or war museum). But I'll probably just end up pumping gas for all the people who were smart enough to get useful degrees at university ;D.

sorry to the origional poster for hijacking his thread, I'll shut up now.

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I'm doing my masters in medieval history at the moment (part time distance learning) and that's got an archaeological module in it, and like you I'm pretty much certain that it probably won't get me a fantastic job, or land me the beautiful women....but if only.... :p

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You never know, Professors get paid quite well. And think about all the young female students you'll be able to impress. Sometimes girls do bad things in exchange for good grades ;)