Yes ive found the perfect love match here .
If Cinton marries Jade Goody THEN WE REALLY DO HAVE TRUE LOVE -
KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY FOR EVER.;D;D;D
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Yes ive found the perfect love match here .
If Cinton marries Jade Goody THEN WE REALLY DO HAVE TRUE LOVE -
KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY FOR EVER.;D;D;D
Imagine then if they had triplets together .........
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Cintron has standards.
Jade Goody is the one female which i could vomit at each and every time i hear her name!
Jade Goody, Patrick Swayze and Wendy Richard are doing Pantomime this year.
Oh no they’re not.
Don't you just love how the news of Jade Goody now being terminal on BBC news is under the 'entertainment' section?
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You are so so bad
What have Jade Goody and this joke got in common?
Both will be buried pretty soon.
Just seen on the telly, something about this new Jade Goody cancer spread.
Urgh. I'll stick with chicken and ham thanks.
At this testing and stressful time then Jade Goody should remember the words of the Christina Aguilera classic. 'I am beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down.'
Chemo on the other hand....
Tumours; the only part of Jade Goody I am pleased to see more of. :foruml10gc5:
I've just seen Jade Goody on The BBC News.
She says she's "Putting a brave face on".
I wish she'd hurry up and put the fucker on because the one she usually wears is pig ugly.
I love jokes about Jade Goody, they'll never get old.
Ironically, neither will Jade Goody.
Apparently, Cancer Research UK have experienced a dramatic drop in donations over the last few months, some say its down to the credit crunch.
Or, just perhaps, everyone's simply waiting for Jade to die first.
Must admit after being told I had only months to live around 7 years ago I feel desperately sorry for the poor girl.
Take it from me unless you've suffered through it you have no idea how awful the treatment is and the sense of fear and despair you feel and she is likely to die from tthe treatment before the cancer gets to her.
I really hope she pulls through, I know she's the butt of everyone's jokes but the poor girl is dying and going to leave her young kids behind.
Probably I'm biased as I've been where she is but it's not really funny at all. Not that I object to the jokes, I mean we all have to have a laugh but I hope if/when she does succumb that people will give her some respect.
Absolutely awful what the poor girl is going through.
Bilbo: I thought of you after I had put all those jokes up, actually.
Firstly, I didn't mean to upset you. So, sorry if I did and all. :(
However, having said that, it would be very hypocritical of me to desist putting up a sick joke about cancer just because I know people that have died of it (and I know quite a few very close people who have died from various forms of it just recently), That's tantamount to posting and saying racist jokes but then thinking that because you have ONE black acquaintance you can't actually be a racist. Or to be a xenophobe to all races except Chinese because your sister married a Chinese guy. Total hypocrisy.
I ALWAYS have sick jokes and I too will have to be prepared when people say them about things I don't like. I won't have any jokes when Muhammad Ali dies, but I can't very well complain, can I? :)
I can't stand Jade Goody - I despise everything she is, everything she says and everything she does. She is a totally vacuous and stupid human being who, in my opinion is pointless enough that her death will be no great loss to humanity or indeed her worthless celebrity bubble. For me to new pretend that I feel sorry for her would be to either invalidate my previous view or make me a pretty pathetic person ("Oh, No .... I said and thought all those things and now something bad is happening to her I didn't really mean them. Boo hoo, sob sob"). I also don't know her family or kids at all, so I couldn't give a fuck about them really. They are just concepts to me ...... I know it is a bad thing but I don't really feel it and won't lose sleep over it.
I think that might make me a bit of a bad person in this regard, but at least I won't have crocodile tears or pretend I care like lots of PC cowards who were saying awful things about her a few months ago will.
Still, what I would feel bad about is if I have upset you without meaning to. So, if that's the case, I'm sorry and I apologise ..... if I've upset you, but not for saying all those things about that stupid cow.
I hope she has better Doctors than you did - I'd hate for her to be potentially misdiagnosed and still be around in 7 years. ;)
Can't stand Goody... she's got no talent, is pig ugly and basically just not a nice person.
That being said I'd like to see X develop some form of tumour. ;)
Ah - come now Adam.:(
I didn't WISH cancer on her, I just am not particularly sorry for her. That is different.
I've just given up smoking too, so getting a tumour now would be a disappointing irony that I may just struggle to see the funny side of ;D
I'd still post some gags regardless though.
You didn't upset me X no worries man, just as a fellow cancer sufferer I wanted to show solidarity with Jade. She's not even 30 and her life could be already be over, that's a tragedy for her and her family and I just hope that she manages to overcome the odds and beat it.Quote:
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That's horrible.....Quote:
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Rep you later, need to spread some;D
The highlight also sums up all Goody's media performances. ;DQuote:
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Where do these sick jokes come from?
Is it like a load of dorky sad cunts sitting about swapping ideas?
I know you didn't... but you had a dig at the swayze! :pQuote:
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I don't feel too sorry for her... she doesn't deserve it but she also doesn't deserve all of the money and fame that she's had.
Jade Goody, just another pointless and utterly useless celebrity to me. There are so many of these people around that are famous for no particular reason and have absolutely no skills. I just dont see the point in them, and would like them all to go away. Though they dont neccessarily need to go away quite in the manner that Goody is going.
Most of the English speaking television I get out here is reality style garbarge with these most utterly pointless human beings doing absolutely nothing. I tend to leave the television off, but unfortunately my Mrs watches them all.
I saw Goody with a balding head and the biggest lips I have ever seen on a human being, on the main page of Yahoo the other day. She really is pig ugly, like AdamGB said. If a woman is so ugly and doesnt even have anything to say, then why the hell is her mug on my Yahoo main page?? Oh, because she has cancer. Get out of here, you hussy! Havent you got more important things to do than talk to reporters? What a cheek this woman has!!
Otherwise, I wish her well. But I really wish she would just go away...not to die, but to just stop being a media slut. There is no reason to be a media slut unless you have a product to sell like a quality new album or a film. She has never had anything to sell really.
I see Boy George has been let out of prison early.
Whoops!! My mistake it's Jade Goody.
Jade Goody has said she hasn't told her kids about her illness as she doesn't want them worrying about the 'C' word.
But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a 'Cunt'.
Funny jokes as always, X. Particularly liked the Boy George one for some reason! ;D
If I remember correctly some of you sick fuckers participated in a thread about Muhammad Ali dying.
I always think talking about people dying is in bad taste.
It's really sad isn't it?Quote:
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It just sums up Jade's life since appearing on Big Brother 3.
Her whole life has now become a tedious soap opera.:confused:
I'm sick of giving money to Cancer research.
I'm a Virgo and nobody seems to give a fuck about me.
Jade Goody has been cheered up by one bit of good news today.
She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.
If you have the Jade Goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?
Mine only goes up to March.
I think you're all really mean sick people. Having cancer is no joke. Instead of mocking Jade you people should be raising money for her to have a last holiday - sledging, or ice skating in Yorkshire, or a trip to Australia perhaps.
She'd have to go alone though , she's got no womb for anyone else.
After hearing the news about Jade Goody's Cancer getting worse, I've been intently watching the news to see if the poor thing manages to overcome its parasite.
So far, it looks like it is winning the fight and should kill her soon.
With Valentine's day near Jack Tweed is buying Jade Goody flowers. Well, at least he'll be able to use them twice in the month.
Shilpa Shetty is apparently in the process of learning a new bollywood dance routine.
It will be performed on the grave of Jade Goody.
Whats black, has tread and goes on your car? A Goodyear.
Whats white, is smooth and has cancer? A Goody ear.
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holy shit i hope people dont cap on me like this when i havent even gone yet
Now that Jade Goody has written out her will, is there any chance she could leave her cancer to Amy Winehouse?
I see Jade Goody is slowly dying. This is a terrible tragedy and paints a true picture of the health service we all use
We need to organise a collection. If everyone in the UK gives just £5.00, I reckon we can buy and shut down the hospital treating her, stop the life saving treatment and put her out of her misery quickly.
Please give generously.