Lets say Bruce Lee walks into a bar and tries to take the karaoke mic off Pacquiao. Manny doesn't take kindly to this so orders Lee out side.
Both fighters are prime and ripped and both have matching hair cuts. There's no rules, who wins in a fight?
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Lets say Bruce Lee walks into a bar and tries to take the karaoke mic off Pacquiao. Manny doesn't take kindly to this so orders Lee out side.
Both fighters are prime and ripped and both have matching hair cuts. There's no rules, who wins in a fight?
The first sentence in the post is one of the best things I have ever read on here. I now have that vision in my head. ;D
Bruce Lee destroys him by the way. Provided he has done plenty of swimming in the build up to this 'altercation'.
Haha, funny as. Battling for the karaoke mic is a level Bruce Lee would never fall to, but hypothetically, Bruce takes him with a perfectly executed roundhouse sweep. Ha.
Chuck Norris meanwhile, would watch from afar, and if he so wished, would eat them both in one sitting and light up the house on the Mic in a terrific finale......
Chuck Norris is too slow to defeat Bruce Lee in his prime.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMacMagician
Dolph Lundgren would give Bruce Lee a better fight than Chuck Norris would.
Then Chuck, thinking he has won said contest, stands mic in hand with his arms raised. Both Lee and Pacquiao come to, and stand up, and an almighty staredown ensues. Suddenly, thinking he fancied a spot of karoke himself, 'Mighty' Mike Arnaoutis steps foward, and knocks all 3 men down with one punch.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMacMagician
Initially I thought it was a no brainer, Lee is similar size to PAC but has a lot more in his arsenal.
But when you think about it, has anybody on here actually seen Bruce Lee in a real fight? One that wasn't scripted or choreographed?
I'm not saying he wouldn't win, but we're basing him winning on his acting in movies. PAC has more power I reckon at the very least.
Bruce Lee once won a dancing contest. Not sure he ever won a fighting contest. Make of that what you will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conrad
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Haha its funny to me that you merely consider this a possibility rather than your initial assumption.... Bruce Lee DIDNT have any sanctioned fights!! He was a great stuntman and martial arts instructor, but much more of a choreographer/dancer than a fighter. He was obviously talented anda physical specimen, but he didnt actually train for combat in large part. To actually give Bruce Lee a chance in a real scrap is a joke. Who do you think was more used to taking punches? :rolleyes: I cant imagine it wouldnt be a very very easy KO Manny. The best case scenario for a Bruce Lee fan would be that hed get some cool posturing off before being laid out.
Its just a bit fun, what would you rather us talk about? Mayweather Vs Pac, Haye Vs Klitschko?Quote:
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Originally Posted by Conrad
Haha its funny to me that you merely consider this a possibility rather than your initial assumption.... Bruce Lee DIDNT have any sanctioned fights!! He was a great stuntman and martial arts instructor, but much more of a choreographer/dancer than a fighter. He was obviously talented anda physical specimen, but he didnt actually train for combat in large part. To actually give Bruce Lee a chance in a real scrap is a joke. Who do you think was more used to taking punches? :rolleyes: I cant imagine it wouldnt be a very very easy KO Manny. The best case scenario for a Bruce Lee fan would be that hed get some cool posturing off before being laid out.
As for Chuck Norris as somebody mentioned, pffft, he ain't fit to clean Jack Bauer's jock strap!
This is a tongue and cheek thread started by the op, I think someone here took it too seriously. Way too seriously.
That is all.
p4pking has come across as a bit of a plum on this thread.
Can't see him recovering from this.
Please, Chuck Norris is faster than speed itself. If he were to move at full speed it would tear a hole in the very fabric of our universe.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostChuck Norris is too slow to defeat Bruce Lee in his prime.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMacMagician
IN all honesty, Bruce Lee isn't a real fighter, he may have better kicks, but he wasn't a real kick boxer and he needed a lot of space to get off most of his kicks form what little I've seen of his sparring. Manny would own him.
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Pac easily
Bruce for me, But im telling ya now if any fucker attempts to take the mic off me when im doing the Karaoke the is hell to pay :furiouschairbt2:
Remember the days when everyone would be in the know and you wouldnt have to fend off someone taking the thread seriously? Shame because this thread is sprinkled with genius, same haircuts ;D
ICB's swimming-gate probably being the defining thread. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
I just think it's common sense bro. Just reading the 1st thread anyone with common sense would know it's a thread for laughs. Then out of nowhere someone got all serious and stuff.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Anyway I say Epic Beard man takes out Manny, Bruce, and Chuck Norris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OnhnvczTk
Whoever started this must have been having those wet dreams about Pac again. Can't you share this with your wife and leave this site for boxing not fantasies?
Ha ha epic beard mans a legend that other guy seemed to be asking for it tho. As for PAC and Bruce, I think pac hammers him. U never no tho. Great thread by the way. I love fantasy match ups
Bruce had trouble with baR's he walked into a ba. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Conrad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx6FRSemW38
Asian lady from Chinatown beats them all.
Who's Bruce Lee?
Actually, for those misinformed, Bruce actually had to defend himself on occasion (sometimes on the set from extra with big egos and bigger mouths) and won by all accounts, quite handily. His theory of Jeet Kun Do was designed with practical applications in the real world combat...it could be the grandfather theory of what is known as mixed martial arts. It included elements from many different styles (boxing, jun fang boxing, wing chun muy thai, jujitsu, judo among others.He studied the Inosanto derivative of filipino Kali(much of the close quarter/improvosational weapons and multi-range fights used in movies like the bourne identity) with dan inosanto, a legend.
You can see some Kali in Manny's style, through his use of ranges. While most combat styles (including boxing) have threories and principles on ranges, you can also see it in Manny use of attack angles. All in fun and theoretically speaking, he still isn't within reach of Bruce as a well rounded fighter and would lose this karoake death match as Bruce would use kicks to check Manny's legs and control the distance. In the event that Manny did get inside, he would have hard time getting off punches as the trapping and locking would tie up his hands. Bruce was more explosive from a shorter range also. In the area of haircuts though, its a toss up.
P.S. - That chinese lady throws more rabbit punches than Andre Ward.
Pac Man vs Frank Dux.
At the Kumite.
Who wins?
When I saw Frank Dux I mean the Frank Dux played by Jean Claude van Damme in Bloodsport.
Not the real fraud that the film was 'based' on.
No. The much better fight would be Pacman vs Michael Phelps. Remember Phelps is an elite swimmer so Pacman could be in deep shit.:p
If manny could weight drain bruce......anything would be possible.
Are you guys kidding me?! Chuck Norris, THE CHUCK NORRIS?! The Chuck Norris who does push ups and doesn't move himself, yet moves the earth further under him?
Johnny from Karate Kid 1 kicks all there asses. And he has the Beiber cut too.
bruce lee wont be able to go in the bar in the first place cause pac rented the place out. and if ever he does come close, pacs 30 something entourage 10 bodyguards 2 brothers and a governor will probably try to gang up on bruce first.
chuck norris then grabs the mic, sings the intro of CSI miami. it then created shockwaves strong enough to kill the human race.
bruce lee wins in 4 seconds. no doubt.
Correction: Justin Beiber has the Johnny Lawrence haircut...Quote:
Originally Posted by AirJordanIV
I see your Johnny Lawrence and raise you karate's bad boy, Mike Barnes.Quote:
Originally Posted by AirJordanIV
Quite possibly, the world's #1 BAD ASS.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z_6wkp5W7tw/0.jpg
Look at his face as puts Daniel Larusso's life on the line, holding the climbing rope and Larusso slip every now and again to show him who's boss. His face showing no sense of remorse. All this just because Daniel Larusso won't fight him in the All Valley Championship.
Now let's imagine Pac refused to fight him at the MGM Grand. Can you imagine? Me neither. It simply doesn't bear thinking about.
Puh-lease! Bruce Lee killed Norris! Dead! I saw it on tv.
For the guy taking this seriously, Lee was trained in Wu Tai Chi Chuan (also known as Ng-ga) and Jing Mo Tam Tui for the twelve sets. He was also trained in the martial arts Choy Li Fut, Western Boxing, Épée fencing, Judo, Praying Mantis Kung-fu, Hsing-I, and Jujitsu.
A man with grappling skills usually beats a man with none, regardless of his striking skills.
Gene LeBell (known as Judo Gene, holds the highest rank achievable in judo) said Lee was legit, Joe Louis said Lee was legit, Chuck Norris (183-10-2 in Karate, multiple time champ) said Lee was legit
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Originally Posted by koppasI see your Johnny Lawrence and raise you karate's bad boy, Mike Barnes.Quote:
Originally Posted by AirJordanIV
Quite possibly, the world's #1 BAD ASS.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z_6wkp5W7tw/0.jpg
Look at his face as puts Daniel Larusso's life on the line, holding the climbing rope and Larusso slip every now and again to show him who's boss. His face showing no sense of remorse. All this just because Daniel Larusso won't fight him in the All Valley Championship.
Now let's imagine Pac refused to fight him at the MGM Grand. Can you imagine? Me neither. It simply doesn't bear thinking about.
Pac has the Zack&Cody haircut......and the real question is.........Would the Pactards leave Pac to worship Bruce?
Now if you had said Bill Wallace I might have agreed, But not with Norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by TaethPlease, Chuck Norris is faster than speed itself. If he were to move at full speed it would tear a hole in the very fabric of our universe.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostChuck Norris is too slow to defeat Bruce Lee in his prime.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMacMagician
IN all honesty, Bruce Lee isn't a real fighter, he may have better kicks, but he wasn't a real kick boxer and he needed a lot of space to get off most of his kicks form what little I've seen of his sparring. Manny would own him.
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Hahahaahahahaaha Great great opening mate LMAO! :coolclick:
Bruce Lee Destroys Pacquiao even if his fighting ability is just a quarter of what they have shown in movies.
Its very hard to gauge Bruce Lee's capability in a real fight. I'll bet on Pacquiao.
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The song "My Way" is banned on Karaoke Bars. If any individual load this song and sing it in the Karaoke. Other People will shoot him down.
Its not a joke.
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