FAST AND DANGER + LYRICS!!!

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Im ILL Mitch, now listen me recording
when I'm on street you know Im speed boarding
anyone who board shall call me lord master
oh ho you board? ILL Mitch board faster
wear oakley shades yes I do
say no to rollerblades and so should you
ride my board in the street ride my board and I'm ill
ride my board so quick ride my board down a hill
I ride in a pool I ride a half tube
I board fast like gleaming the cube
if you got a problem with Tony Hawk
get off your wheels and take a phony walk
going so fast you can barely see me board
I go faster than a ranger ford
in Russia call me danger lord
come take a seat on my anger sword


Look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger


Got ILL Mitch style look no one has
my board wheels spin fast like taz
NO interviews you bony talkman
I only listen to my sony walkman
your momma wack your grannys wack
keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack
in Russia women love her Ford
I save my money for a hover board
in Japan you know they got those
understand I got the hot flows
when I board I'm never a loner
on full moon I ride with boner
looking for target its a missle crises
wait for impact this is priceless
boom dust cloud
cover ears ILL Mitch bust loud


Look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger
http://www.illmitch.com/Lyrics/FastAndDanger.htm
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http://www.illmitch.com/News.htm

Went to a concrete pool to board. One girl she yell - I love you ILL Mitch lets make babies. She say this while smile but I dont know what is this because you cannot make a baby do anything. When I try to make a baby feed my fish baby eat fish food then pour out can on his head. I do many good moves at concrete pool but day was confuse.

YOU LAFF AT ILLMITCH, BUT i WILL LAF LAWDEST AND LONGEST. MY FRIEND AND MENTOR WLAD IAS TEECH ME TO BOX AND I SHOW YOU FOTO TO PROVE IT YOU BASTAS. I HAVE FIRST FIGHT TOMORROW AGAINST TURKICH CHMPEEN JAX - HE WILL LOSE BECOS HE HAS LIPS LIKE A PLUNGER AND I WILL START CARRER ENDING UP AS UNDIPYOUTED WORLD HEAVYWIEGHT CHAMPEEN. FIRST I MUST PUT ON 6 MORE STONES IN WEIGHT. THIS I WILL DO BY TOMOORW AFTER EATING MY GRANDMAS FAMOUS BORSCHT STEW

HERE IS WHER YOU HEARD THIS NEWS FIRST - WESTERN BOXERS WILL TREMBLE AT THE POWER OF THE FIRST RUSSIONA RAPPING BOXER. i WILL BEKOM ROLL MODEL FOR YOUTHS ALL OVER WORLD AFTER iJAX LIES AT MY FEET

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To person who throw me a fruit to my helmet on street. I know color year and styles of saturn car you drive and I tell my probations officer what you look. If I catch you on the drive by my front I do you a serious danger and I can tell you "one thing" you don't drive thats "for sure". You crazy fan.
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some one threw fruit at his giant red helmet :D

Guy was rollerblading with radio playing song that go "woop there is". I ask if he fan. He tell me to shut F-word up. So I hit him a way he never do rollerblades again. He learn quick. Was bad day.

Stopped at store today for Mellow Yellow. Girls drove by screaming ILL Mitch and showing tops. One showed bottom.

ILL MITCH "USE" QUOTATIONS
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Last night I do a fun time at barn in the field where pretty barn girls tell me they love my raps. But get in feud with one barn man who did not think I am able to punch hole in barn wall. It was ok "because" that man was only cop in area so once he was uncapable nobody could do arrest on me.

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New album is "very" hot hit. I say thanks to you fan

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New album is coming a very soon. Get "ready" to blast off.

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If I catch you on the drive by my front I do you a serious danger and I can tell you "one thing" you don't drive thats "for sure". You crazy fan.

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"Also" I get more rap photos for new album and website

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I still work on it and it is becoming "the classics!"

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"Long time no talk fans"

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Bad news "coming up".

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I try not to "get down" so I try to stay on happy side and say it just give me more time to do new albums.

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"ONE" I want to say spread team mission 1 goes so good and strong.

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"TWO" I want to tell you somethings.

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"THREE" spread team member of month get picked and picture is in Team area.

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I seen 3 ladies in "Blockbuster Videos" store who tell me are you ILL Mitch?

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It was "great blast" See you fans!

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CD is "smashed" hit.

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"Hey yo fans Hey yo homies" To all who have CD Punch While Rap Thanks! for support ILL Mitch raps. The CD has been big hit. If keep getting orders then I can do show tour in all cities. Shirts are going "out the door" as you say very fast to fans. "O.K." homies see you next time!

mitch hasnt updated since 8-05

u think if i recorded a ill mitch hate rap and somehow got it to him he would release a retalitory rap?

ill say im from kyrgystan, and russia is my bitch or something

haha ye try it

"come take a seat on my anger sword"


hope thts not a euthamism for sumat ;D (and ye i know my spellings shit)

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

mitch hasnt updated since 8-05

u think if i recorded a ill mitch hate rap and somehow got it to him he would release a retalitory rap?

ill say im from kyrgystan, and russia is my bitch or something

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Ill MITCH IS CURRENTLY WORK ON PRODUCE NEW ALBUM ENTITLED "FREINDSHIP ERIC" FOR RAPS FANS IN TWO THOUSAND OF SIX.

WHEN ILL MITCH BRING OUT STILL MITCH HE NOT UPDATE SITE FOR NINE OF MONTHS!

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

mitch hasnt updated since 8-05

u think if i recorded a ill mitch hate rap and somehow got it to him he would release a retalitory rap?

ill say im from kyrgystan, and russia is my bitch or something

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!!!

Holy shit!!! I am sure there are plenty of us that would send you a few bucks each to either get you into a ghetto fab recording studio or purchase a tape recorder for ya...just to hear ILL MITCHES retort!

Heh heh heh. :coolclick:

You've got to do this - it will keep us amused all summer !!

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

mitch hasnt updated since 8-05

u think if i recorded a ill mitch hate rap and somehow got it to him he would release a retalitory rap?

ill say im from kyrgystan, and russia is my bitch or something

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!!!

Holy S***!!! I am sure there are plenty of us that would send you a few bucks each to either get you into a ghetto fab recording studio or purchase a tape recorder for ya...just to hear ILL MITCHES retort!

Heh heh heh. :coolclick:

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ive got the hardware and the software necesarry to do this already,

i just need an instrumental

its great news that he is working on a new album ;D

I HAVE DRUM SET IN GARAGE AND BROTHER PLAY(ED) BASS GUITAR, WHAT YOU NEED SAL? MAYBE IF YOU DO LYRIS I EVEN RAP IT OF YOU?

i think i can handle doing the rap, i have good software for this, ill do a fake accent, ive alredy got lyrics, i just need an instrumental,

if u could get the fast and danger beat it would b perfect

im gonna look for a beat, if i find one that sounds cheap enough ill record the song tommorow, and upload it for input,

i think ill need soem assistance adding some lyrics pertaining to the giant red helmet

Сов Союз (Sov Soyuz) is the rap name i shall use :D

FUCK MOOLOAD

Is that Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat the Interviewer?

Accent sounds good - Why Sov Soyuz ( wouldn't someone from Krygistan want to be seen as non-soviet?)

Sorry to be anal, but this needs to be right?

Ill mitch is clearly a genius and it would not take much for him to suss us out .... (!)

tht accents good ;D

ILL MITCH CAN USE BEAT OFF VIDEO ON SITE OR COULD POSIBLY JUST GIVE INTRO OF FAST AND DANGER TO YOU AND PUT IT ON LOOP. ILL MITCH LIKE ACCENT, YOU ARE TRUE RUSSIAN MAN.

Ill Mitch - Fans are my friends
Artists > Ill Mitch > Fans are my friends
Submitted by clouddead on November 13, 2004

[Chorus]
Fans are my friends
Fans are my friends
Fans are my friends
Fans are my friends

Hello to fans and hello to friends
When you hang with ILL Mitch the fun never ends [let's go jogging]
Look ladies like me so if you
Are a fan of ILL Mitch ladies like you too
The American ladies like fancy grooves
But most they like ILL Mitch dancing moves
I dance with my friends I dance with my fans
I live in America I have plans

[Chorus]

I'm a boarder - no fancy pants
But still ILL Mitch can do a dancy dance
If ladies fans have a foxy leg
ILL Mitch beat, beat, beat it like a boxing bag
Two guys fans "Hey let's go to lunch"
Oh that guy want to fight don't look at me punch
I protect my friends
I protect my fans
I protect the USA
I protcet my lands

[Chorus]

Hey yo fans, hey yo homies
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies [send me demos]
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies [I have so many collections]
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies [please send me presents]
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies [and girls]
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies [I'm a fast swimer]
Hey yo fans, hey yo homies ...

If you've ever seen me off my skateboard I'm very fast at running
Heh
I'm very quick on a bike but I don't like them
Rollerblades are for fags
I know 5 different ways to say hello
But no ways to say goodbye

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

ILL MITCH CAN USE BEAT OFF VIDEO ON SITE OR COULD POSIBLY JUST GIVE INTRO OF FAST AND DANGER TO YOU AND PUT IT ON LOOP. ILL MITCH LIKE ACCENT, YOU ARE TRUE RUSSIAN MAN.

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OH SHIT, YOUR RIGHT,

THE VIDEO!!! :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by X

Accent sounds good - Why Sov Soyuz ( wouldn't someone from Krygistan want to be seen as non-soviet?)

Sorry to be anal, but this needs to be right?

Ill mitch is clearly a genius and it would not take much for him to suss us out .... (!)

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i was thinking my charecter is supposed to be like, old school and S***, and he misses the days of the soviet union


i think im gonna have the song on here later today, you guys can then tell me how it should be altered before we get it to him

ILL MITCH IS RUSSIAN MOVE TO AMERICA, YOU SHOULD BE FROM SMALL TIME USSR COUNTRY CALL ILL MITCH SELL OUT AND MAKE FUN OF RUSSIA FOR LOSE COLD WAR AND SOVIET UNION COLLAPSE. ILL MITCH ALSO LOVE MASTER SPLINTER FROM TURTLES SO YOU TELL HIM YOU LIKE SHREDDER AND THAT STUPID PINK THING IN TELLY. MAKEFUN OF GIANT RED HELMET.

I FINISEHD THE FIRST DRAFT, WILL BE ON HERE IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES

ok, i gotta convert it cuz theese bs free servers wont let me upload a file 5.23kb >:mad

shud b on here in like 3 minutes

FUCK MOOLOAD

FUCK TO ME

i need a better upload site >:mad

these ones take years to download from

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got it :D

version 2.0

CHORUS = YOU F*** TO ME, YOU DIE (3x) YOU CRAZY F****** GUY

F*** THE RUS, F*** THE CRAZY FAN FOOLS
THROWBACK I BE, SOVIETSKY SAYOUZ
BACK IN KYRGYZSTAN I USE TRACTOR PULL MY PLOW
I USE ROLLERBLADE TO GET MYSELF AROUND
TAKE 20 MINUTE TRAVEL THROUGH KYRGZSTAN TOWN
THE WAY I GET SPEED HAS BECOME WORLD RENOWNED
MY SPEED I GET FROM GLOVE WITH FINGERS CUT OUT

CHORUS

F*** TO YOU - I JUST USE F-WORD ILL MITCH
I NOW WILL USE B-WORD AND CALL U ILL BITCH
YOU BETTER RAP ANGRY WHEN PUNCH BOXING BAG
OR YOU ALREADY LOOSE CUZ MY RAPPING BE MAD
I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU RAP TELL TO ME
YOU USE YOU VEST TO ACHIEVE YOU TOP SPEED
I AM NOT AFRAID OF STREETBOARD BASED IN DANGER
CUZ WHEN I ROLLERBLADE I DO SO BASED IN ANGER
ROLLERBLADE IS MY PRIME MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
40 MINUTE FLAT ACCROSS KYRGZSTAN NATION
SEE YOU IN 4 YEARS, LIKE BOBSLED, JAMAICAN
YOU CAUSE LADIES SMILE, I CAUSE FEMALE MASTURBATION

CHORUS

I NO LIKE FLEA MARKET - I SHOP AT PAWN SHOP
BEFORE ID USE STREETBOARD ID WAIT AT BUS STOP
ID RATHER TRANSPORT SELF WITH TRACTOR USED TO HARVEST CROP
IF YOU TAKE STANCE TO ME, I TELL TO YOU F***
I STEAL FROM YOU ALL THE LADIES FANS
AND TAKE FROM YOU THE WHOLE SPREAD TEAM CLAN
I HIDE ACCENT MORE BETTER THEN YOU
I PUNCH BOXING BAG WHILE RAP AND DANCE TOO
IF YOU WANT TO LEARN REAL MANLY DANCE MOVE
THEN COME TO ME, PAY 5 DOLLAR, I SHOW YOU

bandwidth reserved on alternate link 4 ill mitch :)

SEND IT TO HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

The link keeps asking for a user name and password?

try the other 1, what happens is the free site i put it on runs outta bandwidth, every few hours u will be able to acess it again, try both if it duznt work, thier linked from different accounts on the site

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxing_fo...c,29152.0.html

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final version


now how the F*** do i get this to him?

illmitch@illmitch.com

SEND TIME THE URL TO HIM