If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

Poor "Joe 3" ;D

Great reality tv show.

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Originally Posted by ICB

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Originally Posted by koppas

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else? ;D

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Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

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Now do you understand why i think Froch's fittness is much better due to swimming , as he told me in person , thats why i think he will beat Kessler in the return?.

I would have Tito dad wrap my hands
Get some drugs from Shane
Ask Aaron Pryor for the black bottle
Get something to blind Manny like Sonny Liston had for Ali

Then when the ref say, "touch gloves and come out fighting", and Manny go to his corner for a quick pray, I'll drop kick his little @$$ into the corner and hope he hits his head like Hatton did when Floyd check him.
And if none of that don't work, I'll bite his ear like Tyson did Holyfied
Act like my knee gave out like Foreman vs Cotto(that was real)
Then have my homies jump from a parachute and we rush that little fast @$$.

After all of which I would retire.
Talk a lot of stuff.
Fight someone else.
Beat up my girl.
And have 3 court dates postpone negotiations

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Originally Posted by ICB

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Originally Posted by koppas

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else? ;D

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Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.


But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

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Get real, he'd cut you down like a tall timber. Pac would salt and pepper you with his speed. No shame in that tho bro.;D

I don't think it matters how quick Pac is, I do think I could survive a round with him. I would tower over him and basically cheat. Using that kind of methodology, I would work my 3 minutes. A low blow here, a direct head butt from above there, a little direct running, some jumping on the floor. A round is perfectly posssible if someone really wants it that much and is prepared to avoid a fight at all costs.

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

I'd go the distance.

Doubt I'd be able to speak or walk again but I'd definitely go the full 4 rounds.

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Who will fill in for the other 8...:D

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Originally Posted by miles

I don't think it matters how quick Pac is, I do think I could survive a round with him. I would tower over him and basically cheat. Using that kind of methodology, I would work my 3 minutes. A low blow here, a direct head butt from above there, a little direct running, some jumping on the floor. A round is perfectly posssible if someone really wants it that much and is prepared to avoid a fight at all costs.

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;D

I would boom the right hand Kirkland Lang/Tszyu style. :)

Tag team maybe we could all take him.

I'd rugby tackle him, they breaking his arm like Tyson vs mcbride and stamp on his foot, spit bleach in his eye and side kick the ref, cut the lights and german suplex him and wait for kurt angle

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Originally Posted by amat

In a tag-team handicap match, my partner would be ICB and we would last 3 rounds and 10 seconds with Manny Pacquiao. In a no-holds barred handicap tag team match, I would bring a gun into the ring and then last a full 7 rounds.

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hahaha. thats funny... the only thing is, with gloves on how are you gonna hold the gun much more squeeze the trigger?

all i know is that Michael Phelps would fuck Manny Pacquiao up

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Originally Posted by ElTerribleMorales

all i know is that Michael Phelps would fuck Manny Pacquiao up

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Best comment on this thread!

I have almost 100lbs on Manny but to be honest, I could try to run as much as I want, I'm pretty sure he'd eventually cut the ring off within seconds.

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Originally Posted by C-Lo

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Originally Posted by ElTerribleMorales

all i know is that Michael Phelps would fuck Manny Pacquiao up

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Best comment on this thread!

I have almost 100lbs on Manny but to be honest, I could try to run as much as I want, I'm pretty sure he'd eventually cut the ring off within seconds.

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For some reason I'm picturing you as another buboy (Pac's fatass buddy).

And most importantly I would hold a syringe menacingly between my gloves....I'm going a full 3 minutes I tell ya! :p