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It's ok, they're only a ....little racist :spit:
I was a happy man. My girlfriend and I had been dating for a year and we had decided to get married. The planning went wonderfully. Both sets of parents helped us in every way. My friends were all happy for me and my girlfriend - she was a dream! There was only one thing deeply bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was vivacious, only twenty years old and drop-dead gorgeous. One day, the sister-in-law to be, called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that it was not long to the wedding day, that she had strong desires for me that she couldn't and didn't really want to overcome! She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to, just come up and get me." I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her wiggle her way up the stairs. I stood there for a moment then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked straight towards my car. Standing on the front path was my future father-in-law. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "Well done! Wonderful! We're so happy that you have passed our little test of temptation. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is.. Always keep your condoms in the car.
:lolhaha: Coffee through the nose, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alpha
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....my sides :cwm27::bow:
@Beanz now I know we have our differences but I saw and heard this and thought it was tremendously funny and lighthearted and I thought you might actually appreciate it as well....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BDgQMGs7Mc
Ha! It's an uncanny impression. The Youtube comments are not quite as funny as many but "Also, Onion Rings are Marxist" made me laugh ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong