Any good jokes ????

Just been to Spain, and very reluctantly my wife agreed to take it up the ass, what a relief my suit case
was full , and I still had 6 pouch's of tobacco left.;D

Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's." Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."

Still waiting.. :rolleyes:

Your turn then Ghost. Best joke you've ever heard.
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Originally Posted by Andre

Your turn then Ghost. Best joke you've ever heard.
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miles

There are Miles of posts.

Lets try not saying the M word for a whole day:-\




























;D

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Lets try not saying the M word for a whole day:-\


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:rolleyes:

I use to think disabled people were lower than me but after watching the para Olympics I have found a new respect for them. They are equal to me and in some cases better than me.

Yours Miles.

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I use to think disabled people were lower than me but after watching the para Olympics I have found a new respect for them. They are equal to me and in some cases better than me.

Yours Miles.

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Some people on the front page here wont get it, cause Miles thread is hidden from them as you know until they grow a set and start posting they are stuck in never never land.

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Originally Posted by Master

I use to think disabled people were lower than me but after watching the para Olympics I have found a new respect for them. They are equal to me and in some cases better than me.

Yours Miles.

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Some people on the front page here wont get it, cause Miles thread is hidden from them as you know until they grow a set and start posting they are stuck in never never land.

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That's west of Ayr is it not.

Man walks into WH Smiths and says " Do you have that new self help book for men
with really small dicks ? " girl says " I dont think its in yet " He replies
" yeah thats the one''.

I walked up to the boss and asked " Where do you want this roll of bubble wrap?
he said " just pop it in the corner.....



Took me 3 fucking hours...........

Two blokes are in a pub.One says to the other," I fucked your mum last night.
We did everything.I did her up the arse.She gave me a tit wank, sucked my
cock,the lot. Shot my load all over her face to finish. " the other bloke puts
down his pint and says," Lets go home dad i think you have had enough to drink.

The missus came into my shed yesterday. " You are wasting your time and money
on all these inventions" she said.
It was at this point that the slap-a-cunt automatic 3000 proved her wrong....