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You know u are old when talking about a great song you loved....like Purple Rain by Prince like it just came out a few years ago.
My nephew googled it and said...uhh...uncle....Wow that was about 30 years ago....I'M only 26, how am I suppose to know that was a great song
When doves cry was better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTrae
That's what I tried to tell him! He at least heard of the movie called Purple Rain....damn...he never heard when doves cry until I told him.....:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterWhen doves cry was better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTrae
This is what it sounds like when Slim cries....:-\
'Before my time' is a lame excuse from anyone. 'How could I possibly have knowledge of something that happened before I was born?' :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTrae
In my 20s going out jeans and t shirt, round the pubs now a coat and hat .;D
Your nephew will have heard of Michael Jackson. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTraeThat's what I tried to tell him! He at least heard of the movie called Purple Rain....damn...he never heard when doves cry until I told him.....:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterWhen doves cry was better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTrae
This is what it sounds like when Slim cries....:-\
When you make jokes with older references, and it ends up with you trying to explain then just saying nevermind...
Brings back the memories of the 70's and 80's funk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0
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Originally Posted by MasterYour nephew will have heard of Michael Jackson. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTraeThat's what I tried to tell him! He at least heard of the movie called Purple Rain....damn...he never heard when doves cry until I told him.....:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterWhen doves cry was better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTrae
This is what it sounds like when Slim cries....:-\
Indeed he will have.
Hey uncle....Bruno Mars is on....the only one you think has talent!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Bruno is the torch carrier....who said funk Is dead!?!?
Bruno is my nigguh!!!!!!
Treasure and now this??? Thank you God....funk lives!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ain't that the Damn truth!!!!! I've lost count....Quote:
Originally Posted by No Contest
A white dude named Ronson and a Chicano looking mofo doing like this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Where that funky white people thread??
I said Damn.....this video is the Chiznick!!! Or is that word showing my age???;D
If we show up, we gone' show out!!!!
That verse Is the shit....see master, look what you done did...make me wanna put a perm in my hair.
Before I put some "just for men" in it;D
Don't believe me just watch!
See 80's made great music. :)
My girlfriend went for a full check up at the Docs last week. So she comes home and she's all like 'Yeah he said for a 40 year old I have great legs.... for a 40 year old I have great boobs... for a 40 year old I have great eyes.... for a 40 year old I have great lungs....'
So at this point I'm getting slightly pissed off so I say 'Yeah well what did he say about your 40 year old fanny ?'
She replies 'He didn't ask about you.....'
Ouch..... ;D
When you remember Alejandero Gonzalez Jr's dad fighting.
AWB were the funkiest!Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTrae
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSq93Hsn0Bg
When you pull a muscle in your lower back while trying to wipe your ass.
When you realise you're stuck working 7-4
When you forget what color your hair used to be. My hair has been white for so long...
My friend- haven't seen him in more than 25 years- sent me a picture of us on the way to an Alice Cooper show in 1984. I had very dark brown hair. I thought it was more reddish.
I remember when we all had hair, balding thinning white hair only hair growing is out of yourQuote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
ears and eye brows like a werewolf , SHIT.;D
Ain't that the truth. I cut the hair on my head once a year. My nose, ears and eyebrows, every couple days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoI remember when we all had hair, balding thinning white hair only hair growing is out of yourQuote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
ears and eye brows like a werewolf , SHIT.;D
I remember seeing the band Heart in concert in 1976, when Ann Wilson was 130 lbs.
They opened for Jefferson Starship in Santa Monica, California.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...pWVb8MhRLDA2L8
Yes Bill age can be a bitch, yes one day they are the Bell of the ball years later they are not.:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Paxtom
What happened to Ann Wilson of 'Heart'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoYes Bill age can be a bitch, yes one day they are the Bell of the ball years later they are not.:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Paxtom
Ann Wilson....... "I ate her."
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.w6Uf...A&pid=15.1&P=0
Bill could you manage her being on TOP.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bill PaxtomWhat happened to Ann Wilson of 'Heart'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoYes Bill age can be a bitch, yes one day they are the Bell of the ball years later they are not.:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Paxtom
Ann Wilson....... "I ate her."
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.w6Uf...A&pid=15.1&P=0
Could you imagine trying to take a Chicken Leg away from her at the table.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoBill could you manage her being on TOP.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bill PaxtomWhat happened to Ann Wilson of 'Heart'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoYes Bill age can be a bitch, yes one day they are the Bell of the ball years later they are not.:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Paxtom
Ann Wilson....... "I ate her."
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.w6Uf...A&pid=15.1&P=0
Waking up feeling like you have been out drinking and fighting for 48 hrs when in reality you just had the hectic Grandkids for a few hours the day before ;D
When you realise it was 20 years ago Bruno beat McCall. :(
You keep skipping the last decade in conversations. For some reason 01' to 09' get lost and I end up pausing and counting out loud for accuracy :cwm13:. Shits a trip.
When two of your first hires on job pass you by in ten years. From kennel workers in High school whining about hours...to DVM saving lives and opening a practice :-X. Humbling ;D But very impressive.
One sign I'm getting older is my level of interest in many threads is dropping rapidly.
For some threads is has dropped from -50 on a scale of 0-100 to about -100.
On a similar note my interest in boxing is not as great as it was in the 1990's. I am beginning to think these fighters were not as good.
Not just saying i dont give a fuck what anyone thinks. Really not giving a fuck.
In the negative I mean,not the positive. But if you took it both ways as in all ways, I still dont give a fuck :D
I piss 40 times a day and haven't had a full nights sleep without getting up for a piss in about 10 years
I also cant be arsed having sex
youre just older and its not as excitingQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
think of it like a blow job
first time you get one its fuckin amazing, and its stays that way for a while but gradually the more you get the less of an impact its has
now don't get me wrong I still love getting blowjobs but its just not quite the same as it was
You lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
Using the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
Who won our GOTY this year?
yeah but hang on, if i'm a contender for gay of the year then you must be tooQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreUsing the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
Who won our GOTY this year?
@Andre the Giant Gay