Signs that you are getting older

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Originally Posted by Memphis

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Originally Posted by Master

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

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When you start stealing jokes out of the Metro ;D

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When you have to play in goal for football. ;) Hope they scored loads past you.

You have no idea mate ;D

When your 14 year old son brings home a girl with bigger tits than the wife :o
oh too be young again.

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Originally Posted by roberto duran legend

When your 14 year old son brings home a girl with bigger tits than the wife :o
oh too be young again.

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When your 17 year old granddaughter has bigger knockers than her mother.

When you start buying Play Boy for the stories. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Ghost

When you start buying Play Boy for the stories. :rolleyes:

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Remember the Simpsons episode where Marge cuts out the pictures of the old playboys mags because Homer says he bought them for the stories. He threw them away and Bart found them. He became an intellect with Millhouse in pipe and slippers.

Don't watch the Simpons. :mad:

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Originally Posted by Ghost

Don't watch the Simpons. :mad:

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It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.

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Don't watch the Simpons. :mad:

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It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.

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Nope. Refuse to watch it.

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Originally Posted by Master

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Don't watch the Simpons. :mad:

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It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.

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Nope. Refuse to watch it.

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On what grounds?

when your students' fathers are younger than you are.

5 Pints and your pissed:eek:.

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Originally Posted by Ghost

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Don't watch the Simpons. :mad:

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It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.

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Nope. Refuse to watch it.

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On what grounds?

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Also don't watch "Big Brother" , "Survivor" or any of the "Reality" shows currently being shown on TV.

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Originally Posted by roberto duran legend

5 Pints and your pissed:eek:.

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You'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.

The stages would look like this


:happy0931sb4:

:pis2::puncher: :hypnodisk: :cwm3::puke::dead:

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Originally Posted by Andre

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Originally Posted by roberto duran legend

5 Pints and your pissed:eek:.

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You'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.

The stages would look like this


:happy0931sb4:

:pis2::puncher: :hypnodisk: :cwm3::puke::dead:

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agreed---we're talkıng 80 ounces of good beer---yeah, I dont thınk I could do that---thats equal to about 7 12 ounce bottles and I would be so shıt-faced ıt wouldnt be good.