Not that good one and wasn't me I wasn't going n the train with BrockQuote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
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Not that good one and wasn't me I wasn't going n the train with BrockQuote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
Now you're getting it? Yep. He won an ACADEMY AWARD WITH THAT.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
No it wasn't me Brock took the subway and I took metro north back to CT. I did see a few strange people outside grand central talking on cell phones they did not have but I took no video to prove it
If you HAD taken those videos, the Moral Police would have tried to get you down on your knees slurpin' and suckin'Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Getting lost but I don't give a shit! really I have gone bloody hopeless.
Thank God I only holiday once in a blue moon.
Damn...why'd you have to say that. I patted myself on the back for my first walk last week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Rewarded myself with Vanilla cookie cone ice cream with fudge and caramel swirl with chocolate chip pieces
Probably a dumb question but do you have gpsQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
When I am happy to bench press 1/2 of what I did 20 years ago.
When you unnecessarily reward yourself and it becomes counter productive. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTraeDamn...why'd you have to say that. I patted myself on the back for my first walk last week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Rewarded myself with Vanilla cookie cone ice cream with fudge and caramel swirl with chocolate chip pieces
When you start looking at the menu for soft food that is easy to chew.
Just about 10 minutes ago I stood up, I couldn't straighten my back, both my knees sounded like cement mixers and were bloody agony and my ankle nearly give way on me.
Looked like a comedic version of the hunchback of notre fucking dame I did.
It certainly is bad times when you decide that just getting off the settee is far too dangerous
and I'm only 31
I can not tolerate idiots or fools what the hell am I doing here.😁
Oddly when you need to help pop clear dead trees with the chainsaw. Not the workload but starting and steadying it. That's a rough one to accept
When you wake and walk around like a hunchback for half an hour mumbling "oh shit, oh fuck "
The illegal drugs of your youth are legal and now there are drugs you never heard of.
When you can remember when vinyl records were only £6.99. The prices now are a rip off.
When you realise that people born in the year 2000 are old enough to drive.
When you remember that a slice of pizza used to be $1 and now its $2.75
repeating it again eyebrows man! Over the last two years my eyebrows have sprouted independent villages of hair and I'm on the road to Quest for fire brow.
When u realize what an ass u are
A miserable bastard nothing much pleases you anymore.!Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
When every symptom feels like the grim reaper calling. I was once invincible.
When you remembered Roger Federer winning a grand slam.
Biggest differences I think is you had to remember everyone's phone number. And if you were with your buddies and a disagreement over some fact came up, you had to agree to disagree because there was no way of looking it up unless you were in a library.
You realize only under-40 are lefty liberal snowflakes
You are old, we have Google now.Quote:
Originally Posted by vidgil
Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou are old, we have Google now.Quote:
Originally Posted by vidgil
Yes of course that's what I mean, I can look it up in my magical phone/computer hybrid device. But back in the day if me and you were arguing about which round Foreman KO'd Frazier... we'd have to agree to disagree! ;D
Foreman KO'ed Frazier???
two times two timesQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/imag...96818_640w.jpg
"Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!"Quote:
Originally Posted by vidgiltwo times two timesQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/imag...96818_640w.jpg
Yes he did it and Williams sister final. Quality bring back 2008.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
When you can remember the days that pub quizzes were won by the most intelligent/soba team and not by the team with the best 4G signal
I remember being in a pub quiz and I was fucking hammered beyong all belief, I think I hadn't sorted myself out from the night before, anyways for some reason I thought it'd be a good idea to shout madonna out everytime the dude read his question, in the end he was massively pissed off with me and threatened to have me thrown out if I did it one more time, sure enough the next question was something along the lines of 'who saing the theme tune to Austin Powers the spy who shagged me' at this point the whole pub stopped and looked at me in expectation, I tried to stop myself but I couldn't, I shouted Madonna and was escorted out of the pub, the last thing I remember was everyone in there chanting ''bring him back bring him back bring him back'' they didn't let me in for 2 or 3 months after that.
the 2 or 3 months was no big deal, I had a kind of understanding with that place, they would bar me for 2 months, I'd come back in for 2 weeks then get barred again, they never barred me for life so I can't really complain
When you have to take vitamins everyday just to stay healthy I now take Vitamin D, Cod Liver Oil and B12. :-\
when B12 and the B52's were bandsQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FyLcHxbSRk
When start dying your hair for grey hairs but then start dying it lighter and lighter to make the grey blend in.
Had to give a couple workers a ride home and apparently still having a CD case in the car is hysterical to 20 somethings...??? Hey man. Wtf ;D
When you do not know what the Dab is.
The what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
You know you are getting old when you have never heard of "the dab"
Taught about films and music and you really see the age gap in place. Had a class where most had never heard of Indiana Jones. Hip hop was the most popular music. I nodded along, but couldn't get into it. Maybe it's always been like that. When I was at school there was only me buying Bowie's Outside album and only a few really into the excellent alternative stuff of the time. Most were listening to pretty poor music. Not sure why people listen to bad music really.