Thank you. I thought so too. I have now said poop four times in two weeks. Now that is progress.
More poop less shit.
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Ode to beaner
By denilson
Damn dat bean be lame
Saying the same
Words that came
Out of his mother’s cane
Making fun of my watch
With its mechanical tic tok
He just plays with his cock
Probably wears a smart watch
Me I got style
Ask my man miles
I got the omega, rolex no Ortega’s
That Brock sells at the border
As beaner gives the order
Shit I got watches worn on the moon
Which beaner would swoon
If he had some class
And could get his head out of his ass
As far as stock goes
He may flick his toes
But has he ever turned a grand into a quarter million
Not beaner and his minion
He will just mock me
Put my seiko pouge you see
Goes for 1,200
But I got it for three (hundred)
Damn bitch beat dat deal
You know how I got it
Cause with people I’m real
We do each other solids
Try to cool
Ain’t takin pictures of dirty boots
Like beaner the fool
We socialize, capitalize and keep it real
Our social skills don’t lack the zeal
The royal family got watches
They be your people
But the way you socialize
Even the queen mother would want to beat you
So open your eyes
A good timepiece is a nice surprise
I watch it tic
And with each click
I figure it’s time for beanz to be a dick
That’s the time sonny
Save your shit it ain’t funny
Even the Mexican vegetable dude
Is finding you rude
And he took a lude
So he should be like “wow man”
Instead he thinks your a cow man
It’s plain to see
You ain’t right
It’s in our sight
Every frickin night
As you rap about trump
But your so uptight
It don’t come out right
You got no flow
You gotta go
But masters vagina
Thinks your one of the finer
Posters out of the six people here
That dude must be queer
Holdin your hand
Not like that song by the cool Beatles band
In a gay way
So stay away
From my watches son
You ain’t worthy of one
You definitely nailed it on that last poem. Beans cannot compete with you with turning $300 into $1,200 and I don't really think he can compete with me on the border with selling a bag of habanero peppers for $2 after I only paid the equivalent of 65 cents for it
They aren’t a group, they are an “idea” damn man your hung up on groups like tits is with all the crews. Wtf man those people don’t even exist, the democrats already told us that are you friggin crazy? Damn this place is going to hell, I think rap might save it though, you guys got some good rappers here. Who knew French people could wrap
"hung up on groups"
by Walrus
Hung up on groups
Thought he was a groupie
Now he's got old pops and poops
And don't say he's a poopy
@Plopeater
I prefer my groups smashing guitars.
Randomly putting it out there, may have to do some merging as off topic has been drowning in political thangs and repeat Trump/Biden bs. Yes I'm as guilty as the next guy (there's only a handful who take part ;D ) but if you're looking at it as a visitor it can look a clusterfk.
Gotta be honest dude the political shit is just so over done and overboard but it’s not just here. But yeah I think people want a break from it. Plus it’s the same people saying the same shit for so long it’s not like anyone is going to change anyone’s mind. We get it beamed in our heads 24/7. Not saying what you should do just saying it really becomes a drag. Now I’m just as guilty but I pretty much just mock it now cause what’s the friggin point. That’s why I start threads about home repairs, watches, teeth. Didn’t like starting the one about my cat but just real life stuff. I’m not saying ban all that talk but it’s like let’s break it up a bit. Turn it into a rap/poem battle or something. I’m not like real happy with a lit of shit I’m hearing from Biden policy wise but wtf it’s only been a day. I wish him the best, I hope trump is good and can safely rejoin society and they don’t blacklist everyone that worked for him. I hope this unrestrained stimulus yellen is preaching doesn’t blow shit up when our debt surpasses gdp but it’s not like Biden is the first to flood the country with money. So yeah the shit gets old but I’m finding if you turn it into a poem or rap it’s entertaining. I always wondered why frenchyballbuster wrote those poems I’m getting it now, it’s just different. And tits is ok we just need to have patience with him, yes I know he did do a number on the place but it’s not like he is a bad person. Let miles back in, haven’t talked to him hope he is ok. Let bill paxtom back in. I’ll have this place hopping in a month. We have master a shot, he obviously can’t handle it. He tried I give him credit. Fenster could have straightened everything out but I made him cry that one time, didn’t mean to. And BFF beaner, ah I’ll skip that but we really need to muzzle Kirk, thank god I only have to read his nonsense imagine if you actually had to listen to him. Holy shit talk about jump off a bridge time. I think we need a buddy holly thread, pretty pretty pretty Peggy sue. I mean that’s pretty unifying right, how can one dislike buddy
Nothing like a good, aimless ramble...
Cancel culture Walrus has always been a shit stirrer. He takes it to another level talking out of three sides of his mouth. He doesn't like Kirkland posts because he has no time for facts the exact same reason El Kabong refuses to read Slims very well argued and fact filled posts.
These guys pretend to be reasonable when the reality is they have repeatedly asked for specific posters to be banned and tried to make the forum their very own safe space.
Alright, let's accept your premise Beanz.....why do you refuse to respond to my questions? Why did Master refuse to respond to my challenge for him to produce a case against Donald Trump? Not a bad thing to ask someone who: Doesn't hold US Citizenship but would like Trump to have his ability to run for office stripped of him.....was it simply too much to ask for him or is he simply not a big enough man to say "I simply don't care for the man and wouldn't like to see him in office again"?
I eagerly await your response.
Also, I'll address Slim's posts seeing how you want me to. I doubt he'll be super stoked about it, but 100% because you asked I'll search a few out and respond.
Because you don't bring anything to the table. We have all answered you questions for four years now, going over them point by point and even number by number when you feel compelled to present them like a fucking Power Point presentation. I know you cannot help being a square but seriously you either don't understand English very well or you just seem to have a mental inability to debate, converse or even read a sentence without assuming that you are somehow the voice of reason and everyone else is stupid and out to bring down an America you clearly do not give one shit about.
Is it that hard to not just accept that other people are not ideological zealots like yourself? Most people here are not so blind to mainstream politics that they fail to see a grifter like Trump playing you like a fool. Lie after lie and finally an attempt to overthrow the democratic process itself and you still will not admit you were played. It is impossible to reason with you because you live in a fantasy bubble where you are more interested in propagating conspiracies than facing simple truths.
The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election
https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/
There was a conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, one that both curtailed the protests and coordinated the resistance from CEOs. Both surprises were the result of an informal alliance between left-wing activists and business titans. The pact was formalized in a terse, little-noticed joint statement of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and AFL-CIO published on Election Day. Both sides would come to see it as a sort of implicit bargain–inspired by the summer’s massive, sometimes destructive racial-justice protests–in which the forces of labor came together with the forces of capital to keep the peace and oppose Trump’s assault on democracy.
....
The scenario the shadow campaigners were desperate to stop was not a Trump victory. It was an election so calamitous that no result could be discerned at all, a failure of the central act of democratic self-governance that has been a hallmark of America since its founding.Their work touched every aspect of the election. They got states to change voting systems and laws and helped secure hundreds of millions in public and private funding. They fended off voter-suppression lawsuits, recruited armies of poll workers and got millions of people to vote by mail for the first time. They successfully pressured social media companies to take a harder line against disinformation and used data-driven strategies to fight viral smears.
Thumbs fully on the scale in favor of Democrats.
And you DO bring something to the table? Don't worry about answering that question, it was rhetorical. ;D
You've NEVER responded to my questions or points I've made, all you ever do is complain about the style which is exactly what you've done here. You offer no answer, just "OMG :rolleyes: bullet points?!?! Numbered posts?!?!? Gall, gosh darn"....you don't respond to the substance but the format which always leads me to ask: Dearest Beanz, how would you like for me to post? which is yet another question you dodge.
You're not an ideological zealot? Could have fooled me. If Trump is the grifter.....what does that make Biden? Or do you even care? I doubt you fucking do. Biden could assrape England and you'd take it with a stupid fucking grin on your face because "At least it's not Trump, at least it's not a Republican"
And yeah I'm the one with the difficulty understanding English and I'm the one living in a "fantasy bubble", sure thing Beanz.
I hope this post has not harmed or injured your 5 billion blood relatives ;D
A complete cultural Marxist take over by manipulating the media and big tech and by demonizing anyone who questions it, demonetizing and the platforming and censoring and banning any opposition.
A cultural Marxist erasure of any opposition from the annals of History.
Look what's happening in Maricopa county in Arizona. Five individuals namely Mr Gallardo who I have already had a run in with and Mr sellers are defying a state subpoena by the Arizona State Senate and legislature and have now been held in contempt by a new ruling yesterday at 12:00 noon. What are they hiding? You can see where this is going
https://gab.com/KanekoaTheGreat/post...76018629023471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsIjOKCxRSE
Let's see what happens.
All you have to do here is click the link to realise that that article is more words than you read in a month. If you'd actually fucking read it you'll see that this was a gigantic effort from every part of the political spectrum including Trump supporters, evangelicals and so on to put their thumb on the scales to achieve a free, fair and secure election.
The democracy campaigners watched with alarm. “Every week, we felt like we were in a struggle to try to pull off this election without the country going through a real dangerous moment of unraveling,” says former GOP Representative Zach Wamp, a Trump supporter who helped coordinate a bipartisan election-protection council. “We can look back and say this thing went pretty well, but it was not at all clear in September and October that that was going to be the case."
The statement was released on Election Day, under the names of Chamber CEO Thomas Donohue, AFL-CIO president Richard Trumka, and the heads of the National Association of Evangelicals and the National African American Clergy Network. “It is imperative that election officials be given the space and time to count every vote in accordance with applicable laws,” it stated. “We call on the media, the candidates and the American people to exercise patience with the process and trust in our system, even if it requires more time than usual.” The groups added, “Although we may not always agree on desired outcomes up and down the ballot, we are united in our call for the American democratic process to proceed without violence, intimidation or any other tactic that makes us weaker as a nation.”
and endless more stuff like that in the article you haven't read.
Trump's lawyer looked confused.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...rtan-ntp-feeds
OK I don't know how YOU or other people might read that story, but let's take a quick lil peak at one part of this "BREAKING COMPLETELY SERIOUS NEWS STORY!" :rolleyes:
"Multiple people tell me Trump was basically screaming as Castor made a meandering opening argument that struggled to get at the heart of the defence team's argument," said CNN's chief White House correspondent Kaitlan Collins.
I read that and I see "Multiple people" and I think to myself WHO? Why not name them? Why not say Don Jr said "________" or Kellyanne Conway said "_______" or whatever, but nah, and it's always always always 'unnamed sources allege', 'my sources tell me', 'People close to Trump claim'
If it was real, if it was on the record, if it was LEGIT, names would be named....when it comes to CNN they never are.
Maybe it's true, maybe it's not, but 100% for certain if you trust that article you do it on FAITH and not on PROOF.
Trust but verify.
I can beleive the story that Trump was not happy. The lawyer was not very impressive at all.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainm...rtan-ntp-feeds
What a shit show of an opening statement. ;D That is pretty atrocious by any standard.
"I promise you if these proceedings go forward everyone will look bad. You will see and hear many members of our congress saying and doing things they must surely regret, but perhaps far more worse..worse........our great country will be more divided and our standing around the world will be badly broken"
Is this guy on Meth or something?
Even more astonishing is his claim that if you vote for the proceedings to go ahead then you are a partisan radical who future generations will look back on with shame.
Fucking hell ;D
Fight like hell? :-\ With that guy?
Trump will still get away with it in politics because he made sure to fill that swamp up with other corrupt bastards who will have his back.
Elsewhere he may not be so lucky.
Haven't missed it. Not at all. Took a couple of weeks and aside from the sarcastic gif on fb tried to stay away from the constant fray. The it being daily politics as much as the daily anti democratic wind bag. Truth is though you don't need the media to tell you those two lawyers were as sharp as marbles and as effective as soaking wet Charmin. You could have flushed the moment the one fella went to sighting Dems for wanting to invalidate and throw out millions of votes :cwm13:. Who cares if Trump was yelling or sharting up the walls or not.
The only steal of the election was from Trump when he asked for votes to be found in the state of Georgia.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56015742