"England"!

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Originally Posted by Lyle

Shouldn't you be at the bottom of a margarita glass for the 5th of May

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margaritas are for girls my brotha

we real Mexicans drink our tequila straight, without lemon or lime, straight from the bottle, while listening to vincente fernandez, while beating our wifes....oooops did I say that?

...I despise Tequila...Jose Cuervo tells me to do evil things

ILL MITCH MEN, ILL MITCH BITCHES, ILL MITCH BOYS, ILL MITCH GIRL CRUTCHES
STAINS OF ILLL MITCH FRUIT ON YOUR PANTIES WHEN WE WIN CUP
ENGLAND IS NOW MOTHERLAND OF SERBS AND POLES
RUSSIAN RAPPERS EXCHANGE ROLES
AND WILL BE GOOD DAY FOR BOARDING TO WORLD CUP

FOOTBALL NOT ONLY WEAPON
TONY BLAIR HE STEAL SADDAM WMD
TOO MANY TOURISTS NOW ALLOWED
MUST KILL BRAZIL ON UNDERGROUND.
THAT WAY WE MAY WIN CUP
BUCKTOOTHED GENIUS WILL BE FUKKED

England, England, England, England, England, England, England England, England, England, England, England, England, England

FROM CHINATOWN, EDGWARE RD, LITTLE ITALY
AND ALL ELSE THAT IS TOO SHITTY
ALL TOWN AND VILLAGE SHOUT LOUDLY
KILL ALL THISE FUKKIN KRAUTY
BECKS GOT BALLS, THEY JUST ITCH
FROM DOING BROKEBACK WITH ILL MITCH

PULL ON ENGLAND SHIRT FOR YOUR KID
COS IT COST FIFTY QUID
THROW FRUIT AT HELMET, NOT A SQUID

England, England, England, England, England, England, England England, England, England, England, England, England, England

England, England, England, England

Engerland

England, England, England, England, England, England, England England, England, England, England, England, England, England England

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Originally Posted by Mad_Dog

Here is my version of a song for England sung to the tune of Ol McDonald

England men and England girls Ee Ay Eey Ay Oh
Dont go shootin any squirels Ee Ay Eey Ay Oh

With and England here and an England there
Here a goal there a goal everywhere a goal goal

Tears of pride will stain your face Ee Ay Eey Ay Oh

that's it...you all can come up with the rest

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What kind of accent do you have for 'girls' to rhyme with 'squirrels' ?

Some kind of redneck "sqwerls" thing going on there?

GooooOOOOOOOOOOO Wolverines!!







Can I get a woot woot!?! :highfive:

X, what's with the 'crazy' blue text?

it's how he roles man

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Originally Posted by Steelie

X, what's with the 'crazy' blue text?

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It's because I want to scroll through threads quickly to see responses to what I have written (if any). The blue is helpful to see where I have written stuff.

Also, it is different from everyone else and therefore pretentious.

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Originally Posted by Lyle

I'm not sucking up to the English, I just dig that he did the song. His song America is much better though!

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Lyle how many times do we have to tell you that Justin Hawkins is simply considered a KUNT in the UK and his tunes are total wank 8)

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Originally Posted by X

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Originally Posted by Mad_Dog

Here is my version of a song for England sung to the tune of Ol McDonald

England men and England girls Ee Ay Eey Ay Oh
Dont go shootin any squirels Ee Ay Eey Ay Oh

With and England here and an England there
Here a goal there a goal everywhere a goal goal

Tears of pride will stain your face Ee Ay Eey Ay Oh

that's it...you all can come up with the rest

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What kind of accent do you have for 'girls' to rhyme with 'squirrels' ?
Some kind of redneck "sqwerls" thing going on there?

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That happens in most English speaking accents! ::**

No way Gogs - that's just bad rhyming.

Lots of things rhyme with 'girls', such as Milton Berls, curls, unfurls, hurls, pearls, Querls, whirls. To come up with 'squirrels' is just pants.

And it's not in iambic pentameter

;D

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Originally Posted by X

No way Gogs - that's just bad rhyming.

Lots of things rhyme with 'girls', such as Milton Berls, curls, unfurls, hurls, pearls, Querls, whirls. To come up with 'squirrels' is just pants.

And it's not in iambic pentameter

;D

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The only word in your list that rhymes with 'girls' is 'whirls'!FACT!! ;D

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Originally Posted by gogs67

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Originally Posted by X

No way Gogs - that's just bad rhyming.

Lots of things rhyme with 'girls', such as Milton Berls, curls, unfurls, hurls, pearls, Querls, whirls. To come up with 'squirrels' is just pants.

And it's not in iambic pentameter

;D

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The only word in your list that rhymes with 'girls' is 'whirls'!FACT!! ;D

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We obviously have different accents - where are you from?