This happened to me today I need your help SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

ever tried to punch under water :(

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Originally Posted by Snakey

Hey mine was serious too. Fighting back against a vicious animal can be enough to save your life. Why do you think they reccomend punching and doing what ever to a shark if one attacks you. Except dont go for the eyes on a shark like people say coz they roll them back when biting.

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Was speaking to a marine biologist once and the whole punch on the nose thing is rubbish. You can't get enough torque underwater to get the power to inflict any pain in a sharks nose. She reckoned the best bet was to gouge the eyes. They roll back but its only a thin protective layer that can be penetrated by a human thumb/finger. She added at the end that if a shark gets close enough to you for you to do either of these things then you f*cked anyway. All you can do is hope the shark doesn't like the taste.

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Originally Posted by Missy

ever tried to punch under water :(

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Said it just before me ;)

Back on the subject of dogs. These ones don't seem to bad ;D

http://www.12foot6.com/gym.html

http://www.12foot6.com/hold.html

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Originally Posted by Munky

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Originally Posted by Snakey

Hey mine was serious too. Fighting back against a vicious animal can be enough to save your life. Why do you think they reccomend punching and doing what ever to a shark if one attacks you. Except dont go for the eyes on a shark like people say coz they roll them back when biting.

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Was speaking to a marine biologist once and the whole punch on the nose thing is rubbish. You can't get enough torque underwater to get the power to inflict any pain in a sharks nose. She reckoned the best bet was to gouge the eyes. They roll back but its only a thin protective layer that can be penetrated by a human thumb/finger. She added at the end that if a shark gets close enough to you for you to do either of these things then you f*cked anyway. All you can do is hope the shark doesn't like the taste.

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Hmm but whats the harm in tryin if ya fucked anyway ? ;D

my reply was serious as a heart attack. READ!!!!

I related a very personal story and you shiot on it. HOW DARE YOU!!!!

my story basically says, if a dog becomes threatening then attack it!!!!!!

how could you think I was implying to use a dog's arse as a cd holder...that would be ridiculous.

good bye sir, do not count on me for any advice

this insult requires a cool click otherwise feel my wrath.

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Originally Posted by Mad_Dog

I related a very personal story and you shiot on it. HOW DARE YOU!!!!

my story basically says, if a dog becomes threatening then attack it!!!!!!

how could you think I was implying to use a dog's a*** as a cd holder...that would be ridiculous.

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Ha ha you need to be on stage mate

if Marciano can knock out a bull you can knock out a dog

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I have heard that you are not to show fear. Animals can sense when you are afraid and that can make them be more aggresive. Just be confident and keep running by, dont give them the opportunity to run up to you.

I have a healthy fear of dogs myself and I usually try to stay confident and not show my fear.

I ain't scared of no dog

judo chop! :smash:

Next time, be sure to carry a shotgun....so when it comes running at you, you can shoot the bastard right between the eyes.

Is this a black thing?

Would you have felt so threatened if they were white dogs?

If they were muslim dogs, would you have been looking to see if their belts had wires coming out of them. If they were French dogs, they would have sniffed your arse then run away.


;D

Tybuffs right, animals can sense fear, so try and stay confident and put the fear back in the dog. On the other hand, some dogs are just plain crazy and will attack you whatever you do, so if the fear thing don't work be ready to start kicking it, keeping your face out of reach, and for fucks' sakes cover your balls.