Multiple personalities

my ass just called me on the cell

tells me wacko's breath smells like......like......well.......arse........

more of Mad_Dog arse updates

my arse just sent me a post card from NebrASSka. tells me he and wacko are planning to buy a condo there.

I got another post card. My arse is in MissASSippi. Tells me its real hot down there.

Wacko and he got arrested. They dont take to kindly to asses calling anyone Daddy. The post card smelled like.....like....well you guessed it....like arse.

my arse just called from San FrASSisco. Wacko and he are getting married. He said its all good. Wacko is doing the hippie thing and hasnt bathed in weeks. He tells me the whole place smells like....like.....like....well you guessed it...like arse.

oh well unless a miracle happens I am gonna have to live life without an arse.

How do you do it Big H?

GIVE ME BACK MY ARSE WACKO!!!!!!!!

If my arse has started to drink.....why I am gonna go ballistic!!!!

I was just watching an episode of COPs.
I could have swore it was Mad_Dog's ass hanging out the mobile home door with it's hair in curlers, & a Marlboro dangling out of it's mouth, screaming at the officers to "Take that abusive beeotch to jail!!!". :smilie_ahole:
It appeared to be a domestic dispute.
Under the luminance of flashing red & blue lights, the ass told an all too familiar story about being struck over & over during a sexual frenzy.
A group of neighbors (who wish to remain anonymous) reported that the accused was heard screaming...
"Whos' yo daddy??? SMACK dat ass!!! Whos' yo daddy??? SMACK dat ass!!!" :bananastyle:
Then the camera panned over to a dude who was cuffed & being ruffed up by 3 civil servants with battons.
Couldn't tell who he was for sure because they had his head pixelized, but he appeared to be drunk & had a Saddoboxing ribbed sleeveless undershirt on and a tattoo on his neck of the number 3205.

COPs ROCKs! :thumb:

omg!

I have been looking for that two timer....what state was he in? TexASS?

I think it was New Mexico, actually.
The police car's door had a badge decal that said Sworn to Protct & Serve in Albuttcracky.