How many kids does it take....................

I would try my best to graphically kill the first one with as much violence as possible.....knockin the first one down stomping the head till I see brains then start pointing at the next one I was going to kill.....and the next....I would want that one to have the fear of God in him/her as I pointed than ripped that little throat with my teeth!!!!.....I would jam my thumbs in as many eyes as I could trying my best to blind a ton of them so I could kill them at will.......How's that???????

im guessing id last about 10 minutes and kill about 10 poor litle kiddies... :'(

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im guessing id last about 10 minutes and kill about 10 poor litle kiddies... :'(

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you gotta blind them!!!!!!

Pick one of them up by the legs and use him to beat the others with? Oh, and can I wear a cup?

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I would try my best to graphically kill the first one with as much violence as possible.....knockin the first one down stomping the head till I see brains then start pointing at the next one I was going to kill.....and the next....I would want that one to have the fear of God in him/her as I pointed than ripped that little throat with my teeth!!!!.....I would jam my thumbs in as many eyes as I could trying my best to blind a ton of them so I could kill them at will.......How's that???????

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Nice plan but these are kamikaze frenzied rabid infested kids, drooling and foaming at the mouth, knowing no fear. Think Dawn of the Dead, evil little motherfuckers.

I like the blinding idea though, maybe they would get confused and turn on each other? :jabbing:

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I would try my best to graphically kill the first one with as much violence as possible.....knockin the first one down stomping the head till I see brains then start pointing at the next one I was going to kill.....and the next....I would want that one to have the fear of God in him/her as I pointed than ripped that little throat with my teeth!!!!.....I would jam my thumbs in as many eyes as I could trying my best to blind a ton of them so I could kill them at will.......How's that???????

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Nice plan but these are kamikaze frenzied rabid infested kids, drooling and foaming at the mouth, knowing no fear. Think Dawn of the Dead, evil little motherfuckers.

I like the blinding idea though, maybe they would get confused and turn on each other? :jabbing:

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that was another part of the plan.....they would feel around in their darkness and attack whatever they found...Hopefully it wouldn't be me.....

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I would try my best to graphically kill the first one with as much violence as possible.....knockin the first one down stomping the head till I see brains then start pointing at the next one I was going to kill.....and the next....I would want that one to have the fear of God in him/her as I pointed than ripped that little throat with my teeth!!!!.....I would jam my thumbs in as many eyes as I could trying my best to blind a ton of them so I could kill them at will.......How's that???????

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Nice plan but these are kamikaze frenzied rabid infested kids, drooling and foaming at the mouth, knowing no fear. Think Dawn of the Dead, evil little motherfuckers.

I like the blinding idea though, maybe they would get confused and turn on each other? :jabbing:

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that was another part of the plan.....they would feel around in their darkness and attack whatever they found...Hopefully it wouldn't be me.....

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Maybe after you've killed a few you could chuck their flesh to the other blinded ones and start a feeding frenzy. Hopefully they would all tear each other apart. All you would need to keep a couple of splattered kids near by that you could break off a few limbs to chuck at the pack.

All you need is this guy in your corner. The kids would back out claiming some sort of injury...


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshot...cksonmug1.html .... :'(

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I would try my best to graphically kill the first one with as much violence as possible.....knockin the first one down stomping the head till I see brains then start pointing at the next one I was going to kill.....and the next....I would want that one to have the fear of God in him/her as I pointed than ripped that little throat with my teeth!!!!.....I would jam my thumbs in as many eyes as I could trying my best to blind a ton of them so I could kill them at will.......How's that???????

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Nice plan but these are kamikaze frenzied rabid infested kids, drooling and foaming at the mouth, knowing no fear. Think Dawn of the Dead, evil little motherfuckers.

I like the blinding idea though, maybe they would get confused and turn on each other? :jabbing:

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that was another part of the plan.....they would feel around in their darkness and attack whatever they found...Hopefully it wouldn't be me.....

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Maybe after you've killed a few you could chuck their flesh to the other blinded ones and start a feeding frenzy. Hopefully they would all tear each other apart. All you would need to keep a couple of splattered kids near by that you could break off a few limbs to chuck at the pack.

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yeah....kinda like an insane lunch lady/guy......here's your sloppy joes!!!!!!!

Easily...i would last forever because i would tell them that santa claus, the tooth fairy and the easter bunny dont exist then you have a bunch of infinite 5yr olds rolling around crying ;D

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Easily...i would last forever because i would tell them that santa claus, the tooth fairy and the easter bunny dont exist then you have a bunch of infinite 5yr olds rolling around crying ;D

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Hmm I dunno, kids can get pretty upset and angry when they think you are telling them lies..............

Break out a copy of Barney (or whatever 5 year olds watch these days) put it in your portable dvd... :baby: :badass: "die children! die!"

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Break out a copy of Barney (or whatever 5 year olds watch these days) put it in your portable dvd... :baby: :badass: "die children! die!"

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It's funny I half expected to get a load of sadclicks and the thread banned. What I find so funny is that everyone who has posted on this has just detailed how they would kill all these poor children as if it's just another thread.


Seriously, you all sicken me :P

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Break out a copy of Barney (or whatever 5 year olds watch these days) put it in your portable dvd... :baby: :badass: "die children! die!"

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It's funny I half expected to get a load of sadclicks and the thread banned. What I find so funny is that everyone who has posted on this has just detailed how they would kill all these poor children as if it's just another thread.


Seriously, you all sicken me :P

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you sicken me as well! (you did start this evil thread). but CC back at you. Wonder what good ole royal would do in this situation? o yea, he call up his lord Kessler. 1st RD KO children
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they win--an infinite number of 5 yr old kids means--they will never stop attcking--kill 5--there will always b 5 more--so they will attack until u r exhausted then-10,000 will gang up on u and kill u