Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
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Originally Posted by Preme
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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
Everyday I watch 3 of my co-workers bending over for files or standing as they stir their coffee.
All 3 of them are VERY good looking and have really good bodies. And all 3 flirt with me 2 of them go a little past flirting.... For example last week when one of them came to my desk she stood right beside as she looked for something I needed to stand up so I stood up and said excuse me so I could walk by, instead of her walking forward she backed up into me and said can't you push me with your stick? :o And she started laughing, the other one tells me that I have a good body and shes always telling me I'm hot and she always finds ways to try and touch me.
Now I know for a fact I ain't doing ANYTHING with either one of them (I got a girl and BELIEVE ME I aint never finding a girl that does what my girl does for me or will put up with with the S***! I go through as far as work plus my other career and my girls been there in the worst times of my life she didn't leave then don't see a reason for he to leave now, as long as I don't give her a reason to)
BUT DAMN!!! Sometimes it's crazy!! cause one of them as we cross paths down the hall or something will reach out and touch my hand or touch my stomach then later the other one will catch me somewhere else and eye ball me and tell me something like you like my shirt? Cause she has big tits and she will pull her shirt down fwocken low..... :lickish:
My soldier wakes up and is ready for battle right away and my thoughts betray me sometimes and I'll say fwock it! I'll do her once and thats it......
But we all know that 1 time S***! ain't happening cause you'll do it over and over and over 'till the secret is out plus I wouldn't be able to stay with my girl knowing I was withsome else..... And I ain't letting go of her for S***!!
So my question is Am I the only who has this issue with a co-worker/s?
How many of you share this same thing? Details please.....
If you ever think your gunna slip only one thing to do - go to the toilet and wack one off, will clear your head and u will survive another day
Hahahah..Funny thing is that would probably work ;D ;D :P
..Now lord knows i dont got that much life experiance..
But if i were in your shoes.. You gots a girl you like..And though its tempting..Things are good.. and your a nice guy so you dont wana go giving in to temptation..
I would just have to sit down and have a word with myself and say..Look..Heres what im gona do..
And just convince yourself all is good...Take it in your stride..
Stay upbeat with your thoughts and just take everything that happens with a pinch of salt..
If they do something.. Dont act shocked or nothing.. Just be friendly whether its a bit much or not..Just as if it were a joke.. Play along..Be fake if you have to..
How do you get on with these chicks anyway?..
I mean do you consider them your friends or at least friends at work aside from bieng hawt azz gals hitting on you?
Honestly if theres two flirting like crazy with you i wouldnt rule out it bieng a big giggle though..
I mean.. Can you not imagine it just bieng that they just teasing you? lol..
Thats women sometimes..
Peace
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
Everytime they start saying or doing that stuff make sure you bring up your gf in with that conversation. They may not know you have one, and if they do know then make sure that they know you are thinking of only her at all times.
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
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Originally Posted by Preme
If you ever think your gunna slip only one thing to do - go to the toilet and wack one off, will clear your head and u will survive another day
Gee... thanks foe the GREAT advice :( I follwed it all it did was warm me up and I walked out of the restroom ready to take her on. >:mad
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
Hahaha one time at Hooters in San Francisco there was cum on the stall door I swear to God I nearly lost my hot wings :-\ So make sure you clean up >:mad
I think Ty had the best idea yet.
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
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Originally Posted by TyBuff
Everytime they start saying or doing that stuff make sure you bring up your gf in with that conversation. They may not know you have one, and if they do know then make sure that they know you are thinking of only her at all times.
I do, I always talk about my girl to them and have pictures allover my desk of her, one of them usually pumps her tits and tells me 'Can you tell that I'm cold' :-\
The othe one turns around and tells me 'Are my jeans dirty from the back' as she smacks her ass a couple of times.... :-\
Thats shit! don't work.....
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
Dude, have you actually tried flirting back? You might find them to be stringing you along ^-^
Its worth finding out just how much these girls disrespect your G/F by actually letting her meet them. See how they act around her (and you).
Unless you plan to utterly brutalize one of the beetches shiteholes!
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
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Originally Posted by Preme
If you ever think your gunna slip only one thing to do - go to the toilet and wack one off, will clear your head and u will survive another day
Gee... thanks foe the GREAT advice :( I follwed it all it did was warm me up and I walked out of the restroom ready to take her on. >:mad
fucking hell son, gotta be CC'd for the stamina! that is a tried and tested trick should give u that moment of clarity, if that didn't work, well you can either tell um u got an STD or bang her or be gay about it all and just tell her ur inlove with sum1 bla bla and u don't like all the sexual inudendos - personally i think u gotta suck it up and take one for the team, the other 2 options will just get u bullied:P
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
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Originally Posted by TyBuff
Everytime they start saying or doing that stuff make sure you bring up your gf in with that conversation. They may not know you have one, and if they do know then make sure that they know you are thinking of only her at all times.
I do, I always talk about my girl to them and have pictures allover my desk of her, one of them usually pumps her tits and tells me 'Can you tell that I'm cold' :-\
The othe one turns around and tells me 'Are my jeans dirty from the back' as she smacks her a** a couple of times.... :-\
Thats S***! don't work.....
Sounds like you got some dirtly hoes on your hands!! :o Sometimes with girls like this they are just trying to see how committed you are and arent really into getting with you permanantly. They just trying to see if they can pull a committed man into cheating on their g/f. Sounds tough thou, wish I had that problem!! :lickish: :lickish: :lickish:
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
I have a mate who is something of a romeo, and he's always getting chatted up by girls at both his new work and previous one.
He has a devoted girlfriend at home to whom he is engaged and plans eventually to start a family.
What he does in this situation is as follows.
1. He shags the girls, but only at work, and in romantic places like cupboards and on his desk.
2. He only does it twice (per girl), once for fun and once more to say goodbye
3. To eradicate his guilt he tells me but only me
Problem solved mate.
Just bang the girls at work, and only at work. Do each girl twice only, although maybe both at the same time would be a fitting finale.
Then you got it out of your system. You'll feel guilty now but never mind, just come on here telling us how sorry you are and we will all forgive you ;)
Oh and if you want to upload some pics or maybe a 3G clip or two then that could be a good idea too :P
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
Are you sure their not collectively getting a kick out of watching you get your knickers in a twist?
If you wanna properly get rid, I'd ramp up the flirting, I mean big time ham it up...once thiers no sport in it they'll piss off.
((Steelie would like to point out that he is irresistable to women and so far as he knows, is the only known cure for lesbianism))
That is all.
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
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Originally Posted by Steelie
Are you sure their not collectively getting a kick out of watching you get your knickers in a twist?
If you wanna properly get rid, I'd ramp up the flirting, I mean big time ham it up...once thiers no sport in it they'll piss off.
((Steelie would like to point out that he is irresistable to women and so far as he knows, is the only known cure for lesbianism))
That is all.
What do you know about girls ::**
;D :P
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
FUCK ME!!! :o
It got worst today, so we have a archive room/file room where we keep paperwork from past years, well I was looking for some paperwork from last year and I walk out of the buliding into a side building where the archive room is at about 5 min. later one of them walks into the room and tells me "This is how I always pictured it happening" :jawdrop: I replied with "Well not me I think you'd look better ass up on your desk on all fours" ^-^ thinking she would back off or something as you guys suggested I do ;) ..... Well guess what fackerssss!!!! IT DID NOT WORK.... :-\ She closed the door and locked it she started walking towards me pulling up her shirt over her head :o I told her "What are you doing?" she replied with "I'll be doing you in minute" :o My heart started pounding and for a split second I blacked out and started thinking with the 'head' on my dick and not with the head on my shoulders and Since I was thinking with my dick I actually told myself I would do it 8) ...... She then instead of taking off her shirt she just grabs her tits and pulls them out over her top and braw :jawdrop: as she walked towards me smiling. (You know that look that a girl gets when she knows shes about to get the dick, thats the look she had) My heart started beating faster, I then slaped myself back into reality and started thinking the kind of result that this could have on my life, work, relationship and I turned and gave her my back and said "Put them back in, and unlock the door someone might knock and find us here" she said "The key to unlock the door is by fucking me" :( I said are yu crazy? I said seriously you need to unlock the door and open it. She then did the ol' reach around on me and grabbed my dick. I sware I had a full on war with GOOD vs. EVIL in my head in the matter of seconds I couldn't hear anything but my mind going back and forth......... :( I would say she grabbed me for a good minute NOT SURE if she was talking to me at all during this time cause I don't remember BUT all of a sudden I just synched back into the world and she looked down at my dick (It was still inside my pants) and said "Now that you have responded well to me I guess it's only right I respond back" she started nealing down, I just pulled her back up and said "I can't do this I have a girl and I'm serious with her I don't wanna ruin what I have with her" she looks at me and tells me "I don't give a fuck about her, I wan't you not her" :( from that point on I had relaxed a little more and was more collected.
Then we heard some noise and she put her tits back in her shirt my hard dick slowly went down and she opned the door the second I saw light I walked out of the room there was nobody there but we did hear some noise sooo fuck knows what it was...... For the rest of the day she keeps coming in my office and just flirts with me and tells me "We need to schedule a meeting in the conference room just you and I"........
The other girl today was wearing a sweater with a white t-shirt and some tight jeans well her tits stretched the shit! out of the shirt and the shirt was almost see through well she comes into my office and tells me "Look I woke up late this morning I just thru on whatever I found and I just realised you could see through my shirt" and she took off her sweater and put her tits right infront of my face and tells me "Can you see a lot?" as I try to hold my thoughts together to answer her question I couldn't help it but look ;D and yeah! she wasn't wearing a braw and I could clearly see her tits like if she wasn't wearing anything.... :o she then tells me "Could you imagine if I was drinking water and spilled it allover my top? Theres a thought, what are you doing for lunch maybe we can go somewhere together?" I started laughing and said "Your crazy! man! my girl would kick my and your ass together if she found out" she laughed and turned around and asked me what she normally asks me "Are my jeans dirty from my ass?" and then she smacks her ass a couple of times and walks away.... :-\
THESE FWOCKEN WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!!
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
Nothing seems to work I flirt back doesn't work, I don't flirt doesn't work, I talk about my girl doesn't work, I ignore them doesn't work, I jeark off in the restroom so that it's easier not to think about it and all it does is get me ready for the next one...... :-\
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
Tell them you want to snap some photos of them then post them for us so we can comtenplate ideas for you!!!! Nude would be better!! :lickish: :lickish: :lickish: :lickish: :lickish: :lickish: :lickish:
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
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Originally Posted by TyBuff
Tell them you want to snap some photos of them then post them for us so we can comtenplate ideas for you!!!! Nude would be better!! :lickish: :lickish: :lickish: :lickish: :lickish: :lickish: :lickish:
Sounds good to me !! :P cc!!
Mick..You recon its a bet?..
Re: ~Women troubles~ (Not what you think)
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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
Everyday I watch 3 of my co-workers bending over for files or standing as they stir their coffee.
All 3 of them are VERY good looking and have really good bodies. And all 3 flirt with me 2 of them go a little past flirting.... For example last week when one of them came to my desk she stood right beside as she looked for something I needed to stand up so I stood up and said excuse me so I could walk by, instead of her walking forward she backed up into me and said can't you push me with your stick? :o And she started laughing, the other one tells me that I have a good body and shes always telling me I'm hot and she always finds ways to try and touch me.
Now I know for a fact I ain't doing ANYTHING with either one of them (I got a girl and BELIEVE ME I aint never finding a girl that does what my girl does for me or will put up with with the S***! I go through as far as work plus my other career and my girls been there in the worst times of my life she didn't leave then don't see a reason for he to leave now, as long as I don't give her a reason to)
BUT DAMN!!! Sometimes it's crazy!! cause one of them as we cross paths down the hall or something will reach out and touch my hand or touch my stomach then later the other one will catch me somewhere else and eye ball me and tell me something like you like my shirt? Cause she has big tits and she will pull her shirt down fwocken low..... :lickish:
My soldier wakes up and is ready for battle right away and my thoughts betray me sometimes and I'll say fwock it! I'll do her once and thats it......
But we all know that 1 time S***! ain't happening cause you'll do it over and over and over 'till the secret is out plus I wouldn't be able to stay with my girl knowing I was withsome else..... And I ain't letting go of her for S***!!
So my question is Am I the only who has this issue with a co-worker/s?
How many of you share this same thing? Details please.....
Tell me about it...
I wouldn't call this a love triangle... sort of a love blob... between work and the gym... all really nice girls, fit as hell too.
been at my part time job a fair while and things are getting a bit complicated... a girl who I fancied when I first started is like one of my best mates now... I think I still like her... not too sure but she's engaged...
Couldn't tell you whether she likes me... but I've been flirting with someone else who I am pretty much certain fancies me and I kind of like her... now I'm getting the cold shoulder... or at least I think I am... spoke to her on MSN tonight and it's hard to judge what mood people are in with you...
and I still don't know whether a girl I've fancied for ages from the gym likes me or not too.
So to summarize one of my best friends who I used to fancy but still do but maybe don't and who I am not sure if she likes me or not and who is happily engaged is giving me the cold shoulder because I am flirting with some one I sort of like and who blatantly likes me but she might not be giving me the cold shoulder because I might be paranoid and once I figure out what the fuck is going on with this other girl assuming something happens I'm gonna have one, possibly two unhappy coworkers who think I lead them on and I'm not even sure if this jumbled analysis I gave you is accurate or even right at all because I am up to my eye balls in pain killers for my bad wrist.
ahem.
