it worked for derren brown
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it worked for derren brown
Now wait a minute,Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Correct me if im wrong but didn't i bare witness to your marrige to Missy some months back ???
Hmmmm.... ::**
did it? Why didn't it work for Jerry Sadowitz then? Well probably coz he's ugly twat, but still Jerry taught Derren all he knows y'know...
It works for me, and I'm secretly gay, so it can't be that bad.
i stopped playing wanna be gansters as i hit 10 ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent Demise
Tricky situation Adam but your friend might not be jealous of your new bird she might be jealous of you.
Solution?
Get them both round to yours, get a decent cargo in (neukie broon and vodka/tequilla should do) and play the perfect host (innocently). They'll both compete to start with but after a few pints and a bit of gentle persuasion on your part they'll be firing in to each other and with a bit of luck you in no time. ;)
Adam she might fancy her
Yet you still sleep in a race car bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by beds
only after i got your girls outta it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent Demise
women aint that hard to understand---they just r attracted 2 money and fame--thats y total douchebags can get some of the finest women
I didn't know you and your sister got down like thatQuote:
Originally Posted by beds
:appl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent Demise
you ob never been to the isle of wight ;D
not got a sister though ???
you want poon we want money. Don't make out you like plain interesting girls you can talk to.Quote:
Originally Posted by undefeated
....talky thing ain't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
hahaha, I'm kidding Missy, you know I just like giving you a hard time
yeah right coz women dont want dick, oh no, god forbid. Your just as bad as we are except your smart enough to let us make fools of ourselves tripping over our tongues and throwing up with nerves in the club toilets, all you lot ever have to do is go "yay" or "nay" after we've drunk half the bar to find enough dutch courage to say "i like your shoes" or some other bullshit chat up line that you've probably heard a billion times anyway. God women have it so easy its unreal.
When the last time you got knocked back by a bloke you fancy with the words "I like you as a friend" Missy? Y'see, never happened has it. Well, those 6 words are responsible for me being the bitter and evil ball of sexual frustration that you see before you. think carefully before you say 'em. Serial killers get triggered off by shit like that.
no she shouldnt get pissy with you.
she fancys you and clearly wants you to stop the wedding and declare you undyin love for her.
if im wrong den u need to bitch slap her 4 gettin pissy with you even tho ur meant to be buddys