Not having sex before a fight

Oh great,,,, that reminds me... ???
I was at a friends house about a year ago and my friend thought his brother had stolen his cigarettes so we went searching for them in his brothers room...
Although we both very much regret this now,, we checked under his bed.. as we knelt down on the carpet and lifted the blankets to peer under, staring at us from the eirie darkness,,, were a couple of different sized carrots
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...... and a porno magazine.. :o



........ needless to say I havn't eaten carrot since..

... and the nightmares? well, they're getting better.. ;D


cc back at ya for bringing this old doozie back to the surface from where ever i'd supressed it too..

Call me old fashioned, but I don't get it.

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Originally Posted by md

Call me old fashioned, but I don't get it.

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See,,, there were the carrots,,, and there was the magazine,,, and they were hidden see,, the magazine was there forrrr...."that"...... and the carrots were there to go in uhhh, "theeeere"....... and ummmm, yeah... by golly I don't particularly want to spell it out in too much detail..

YOu want education.......I had sex with my girl the day before my last fight....and thats the reason i'm 19-3 instead of 20-2........

Dont do it its not worth getting hurt in the ring....you can have sex but do it bout 5-7 days before your fight and dont spank the monkey neither.

^^^^ Damn that sux!!! I havn't had to many sex's that were worth a loss on the old belt..

How do you feel it affected you though?
Was it kind of mentally you were tired?
Body tired? stiff muscles? Lack of sleep?

Would be interested to hear as I havn't had sex before any big performance as yet, but don't really want to if it really will not help my performance.

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Originally Posted by Dizaster

^^^^ Damn that sux!!! I havn't had to many sex's that were worth a loss on the old belt..

How do you feel it affected you though?
Was it kind of mentally you were tired?
Body tired? stiff muscles? Lack of sleep?

Would be interested to hear as I havn't had sex before any big performance as yet, but don't really want to if it really will not help my performance.

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Well I came out feeling great in the first round , which is a round I won. But after I sat down and got back up and started boxing my legs starting to give in, and soon as that happened I would just sit in the pocket and slug with the guy cuz i could not move my legs.

Then after i sat down in after the second round I couldnt even hear the trainers instructions cuz i was so caught up in thinking that i made a mistake the night before and this made me even more Tired i think because in the third round all i could do was sit there and block punches.....

Thing is that to me after i started thinkin about it it only made it worse.

It seems to affect your stamina OVER All, but i know other people who have sex before a fight..the day OF the fight who go in there and box with out a problem. So it must be a brain thing.

Ive often wondered if that old saw was used as a tool by trainers to keep their boys out of trouble leading up to a fight.
You know back in the day when you could have a sex scandal involving normal consensual sex between two unmarried people,unlike today when you need at least three midgets,latex,a rhutabaga,and a donkey for the press to even mention it ;D
And even then its probably only mentioned with one line in the "Oddly Enough" section ;D

I guess it goes on personal experience. If you feel great and energetic after a good 'workout' with the girl, then maybe before a fight have a good one.
If you are like me, where you feel happy and relaxed, don't feel like moving at all, just enjoy the moments. The I wouldn't suggest having sex before a fight.

WHAT YOU CAN DO THOUGH!

Is get yourself a fine hot girl (make sure she will have sex with you if you win), and make her sit just outside the ring when you're going to fight. That way, you have something to look forward to if you win. It will drive you on in the fight.

Then it's all down to getting home, having a shower and going to the bedroom for another 'bout'.

HAHA