I had a Redline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munky
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I had a Redline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munky
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Originally Posted by BIG H
Ha....
oh! shit! I had a BMX Magnum too. Black with Green....Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Fucked it all up by the time I was 15... Trying to jump home made ramps with ply wood and rocks... I would usually bail out and the bike would go riding 'till it hit a wall or something...
I remember we used to play whos bike could go the furthest on it's on. You'd pedal then jump off and let the bike go on it's own. Fwocken Stevie whos bike was the smallest/lightest would alway win. ;D
As for the question of getting robbed.
You know the answers no I've never been robbed. I've been jumped and I'va had a gun pulled out on me but it was for other reasons.
I think the worst thing would be when they stole my girls I-Pod a few months back. I bought it for her and it had her name scribed on the back and when we went to see Gwen Stefani in concert she got her to autograph it on the fron side right above the circle.
She was pissed off and really hurt for like a month she was hoping somehow it would appear. Shes over it now.
Munky I had all those bikes. All hand-me-downs from elder brothers so they were a bit battered. We used to have a mental uncle that used to fix up bikes. My striker was sky blue with a fur seat cover. Budgies were the bussiness for doing wheelies. I remember my Mongoose had the softest proper mushroom grips, not like the stiff plastic ones.
I had the radio nicked out of my car, shit car, shit radio, but still fucks me off to this day.
Did anyone have a striker that DIDNT have a chunk of seat missing?
Every Brit on this forum who pays Council Tax has been repeatedly robbed.
>:mad
Hell yeah I hear you on that one!! I had 2 very important classes that I could have written nobel prize winning stuff and still would have gotten shyt marks because I too have a schlong between my legs.. One teacher was a lady but one was a guy who was the BIGGGGGGEST pervert. But all the girls loved him because he was tan and stuff and used to flirt like it was going out of style.... Anyway, you needed a sex change to get even half the mark you deserved in that guys class...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
I'm positive he was sexing up at least 4 of the girls in the class too..
Sicko!
ANYWAY, I think the worst would be coming out to a car park and seeing your car not there...
You just get that feeling like your chest is going to fall out your as$....
CC#69 bro! for feelin me on this one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dizaster
this prof was sooooo mofo sexist she gave a soriety dumb asss bimbos an A just for breathing in and out to display how to do whats in a LAMAS class. they literally just stood in front of the class and just breathe in and out for like 30seconds and that was their whole presentation and they got an A for the project???????
i on the other hand went from club to club from LA all the way down to SD and hollared at DIME pieces to teach the class how to successfully get digits. cuz that was the subject that was assigned to my group. i took a full on camera crew hollared at like 20 girls all fine as fukkkk. and tought the class how to dress, how to dance, how to prepare yourself to go to a club and how to successfuly close the digits. the whole class gave my presentation a standing ovation. yet the proffessor gave me a B for the grade? a B?????
she gave another group of lesbians an A for reciting poems of the VAGINA MONOLOUGES! WTF???????? anyone can pick up a book and read it. thats not fukkkkking presentation????
this biotch also said that only men masturbate and women do not????????? I WAS LIKE FUKKKKKK THAT BS
one reason why i aced her exams so easily was cuz all the questions were sexist against men. so all u had to do was answer it according to an agry lesbian and u got the answer correctly lol
If you can't beat 'em join 'em!! CC back, that's hilarious! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
Some women just need a good hard f'ing and they'd be whole new person.....
I swear some women are just against men because they havn't gotten any in like 100 years....
you are so right bro! this lady was like middle aged. overweight short. and lesbian looking. of course she aint gonna be clockin no dick lookin like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dizaster
she pissed me off so bad in front of the class when she said only guys masturbate and girls dont. so i called her out on it and i said well whos buying all the vibrators and dildos then? wouldnt those companies just go bankrupt if what you say is true? then she was like UHHHHHHHHHH????
then she contradicted herself later on in the class by telling the girls to masturbate when on their period because it helps relieve the cramps and pains. then a month later she acutally asked the class to raise their hands on how many girls tried it(masturbating on their period to relieve cramps/pains).
so i was like wtf??? u think any of these girls are gonna admit they was finger banging themsleves in front of the class???
so she got mad at me then she asked me when was the last time i masturbated, so to piss her off i said im going to leave your class right now to go masturbate in the men's room and then the whole class laughed at her. cuz they knew if she was gonna get stupid so was i, shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. ANGRY ASSS LESBIAN!
yeah about 8 years ago on the subway some asian thug pulled a flick knife on me. needless to say, i gave him my $25 and soiled my pants ;D
plus ive had my house broken into >:mad
.......but its all in the past.....i forgive them :D
asian thug huh? what city was this in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy McClure
sydney australia........ didnt mean to offend u if you happen to be asian but he was ..well... asianQuote:
Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
oh and i was 15 at the time getting mugged by a grown man...hence soiling my 15 yr old panties ;D
Bout a Rahman PPV once. Does that count?