Valuev vs. a gorilla

I thought Valuev was a gorilla. Coulda fooled me.

gorillas are extremely powerful. kills valuev in first 3 seconds

A silverback eats valuev alive.

What an odd thread. ::**

How about some of these other matchups:

Wlad Klitschko against an oceanic White-Tipped shark?

Floyd Mayweather against a praying mantis

Mike Tyson against a swarm of African Killer Bees

Kostya Tzsyu against the ebola virus.

A Sri Lankan airways jumbo jet against an Emirates 737

A small Ethiopean bean against a campfire?
???

Gorillas have long arms so they would have the reach advantage. Besides that, have you ever gone to a zoo and watched the gorillas toss a car tire around like it was a frisbee? Pretty frightening.

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Originally Posted by Canvasback

Besides that, have you ever gone to a zoo and watched the gorillas toss a car tire around like it was a frisbee? Pretty frightening.

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Does anyone else remember the Samsonite suitcase/briefcase commercial where the gorilla roughs up the suitcase to show how strong it is? One of my all time favs.

In Holland, where i live, a couple of weeks ago a gorilla jumped a 3 meter wide pool escaped. He attacked a woman who was grinning at him for a long time(a treatening gesture for gorillas) He broke her arm, crushed her wrist and chewed on her (about 30 bites) andtorn some ligaments. He went on a rampage trough the zoo, scaring visitors and ended up in the restaurant with about 20 scared silly people. It still is the topic in the papers and the gorilla named Bokito is an instant celebrity.

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Originally Posted by DarkDestroyer

In Holland, where i live, a couple of weeks ago a gorilla jumped a 3 meter wide pool escaped. He attacked a woman who was grinning at him for a long time(a treatening gesture for gorillas) He broke her arm, crushed her wrist and chewed on her (about 30 bites) andtorn some ligaments. He went on a rampage trough the zoo, scaring visitors and ended up in the restaurant with about 20 scared silly people. It still is the topic in the papers and the gorilla named Bokito is an instant celebrity.

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She's lucky she is not blonde, otherwise he would undoubtedly have taken her prisoner, trashed the city, climbed the tallest building and then battled with the mighty Dutch air force.

;D

Seeing as it was Holland (maybe even Amsterdam) .......... was the gorilla called 'King Bong'

;D

He attacked a woman who was grinning at him for a long time(a treatening gesture for gorillas) He broke her arm, crushed her wrist and chewed on her (about 30 bites) andtorn some ligaments
Dark Destroyer


LOL "grinning at him for a long time." Is that how it read in the paper?

Cool Click

No, i didn't take to much of the fine dutch "grass"
And knowing how we settle things here i think we would give him a slap on the wrist and enter him in a counseling group
He had a bad childhood i think ;D

Showing your teeth or staring a gorilla down are signs of aggresion
She was a regular visitor and despite pleas from the staff she wouldn't stop doing that.
She said she felt a connection with the animal ;)

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Originally Posted by DarkDestroyer

Showing your teeth or staring a gorilla down are signs of aggresion
She was a regular visitor and despite pleas from the staff she wouldn't stop doing that.
She said she felt a connection with the animal ;)

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I hate tree hugging mystic crystal gazing social fascist beardy wierdy anthropomorphic idiots like that.

Sounds like the dim bitch got what she deserved.

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Originally Posted by DarkDestroyer

Showing your teeth or staring a gorilla down are signs of aggresion
She was a regular visitor and despite pleas from the staff she wouldn't stop doing that.
She said she felt a connection with the animal ;)

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I buy that. Or he thought she was hacking on him.

So Value against a Gorrila is this with or without gloves