Jean Claude Van Damme's True Life story(He really did fight!)

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Zito

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

Tee hee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Zito

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Interesting, I heard of this, But I also heard that Van Damme was so drunk that he couldn't walk when they got into it... Go figure

All I know is, Van Damme's a pu55y. If Van Damme tried a "spinning back fist" on me, he'd end up face down on the ground getting pounded in the back of the head or rear naked choked to death.

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Originally Posted by TheDukeof74

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

Tee hee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Zito

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Interesting, I heard of this, But I also heard that Van Damme was so drunk that he couldn't walk when they got into it... Go figure

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Zito really is a brute
The whole incident is a case study of dont write checks your body cant cash

Like many I had Vann Damme down as a ballet dancer who could look like a fighter on screen. Im pleasantly surprised that he could actually fight, it goes without saying that he would be no match for Brockton Bomber, he'd be at him from the rear and naked in double quick time aparently. Nevertheless, nice read.

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Originally Posted by Memphis

Like many I had Vann Damme down as a ballet dancer who could look like a fighter on screen. Im pleasantly surprised that he could actually fight, it goes without saying that he would be no match for Brockton Bomber, he'd be at him from the rear and naked in double quick time aparently. Nevertheless, nice read.

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Hey, I realize that you cats in Memphis be all about the gay sex, but that's not how we do it here in the Chi. I just brought up the RNC because it's very easy to lock in when your opponent is a gay french action star who gives you his back. And by "gives you back", I'm nottalking in some kind of Memphis brokeback mountain type way either.

wouldnt it be safe to say that Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage was based on Van Damme? looks and even moves?

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Originally Posted by Brockton Bomber

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Originally Posted by Memphis

Like many I had Vann Damme down as a ballet dancer who could look like a fighter on screen. Im pleasantly surprised that he could actually fight, it goes without saying that he would be no match for Brockton Bomber, he'd be at him from the rear and naked in double quick time aparently. Nevertheless, nice read.

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Hey, I realize that you cats in Memphis be all about the gay sex, but that's not how we do it here in the Chi. I just brought up the RNC because it's very easy to lock in when your opponent is a gay french action star who gives you his back. And by "gives you back", I'm nottalking in some kind of Memphis brokeback mountain type way either.

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You actually think Memphis IS FROM Memphis......
:lolhaha:

BB your the one who wants JCVD face down on the ground so you can pound him from the rear whilst naked.

Someone always got to go and gay up the fucking thread.

I bet you'd like a bottle of baby oil in there somewhere huh?

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Memphis, the respect I have for the fact that you've only amasses 7 sc's in your 11137 posts is the only reason I'm not ripping you a new one right now. You're not dealing with Swashbuckling Gordy or ProBoxer18 here.

Im handsome too. ;D

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Originally Posted by Memphis

Someone always got to go and gay up the fucking thread.

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Speaking of........
Wheres Steelie :dontknow:

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Originally Posted by Brockton Bomber

Memphis, the respect I have for the fact that you've only amasses 7 sc's in your 11137 posts is the only reason I'm not ripping you a new one right now. You're not dealing with Swashbuckling Gordy or ProBoxer18 here.

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You ever get in contact with Kimbo Slice?