I've found love with a fly

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Ok last night I was watching a film in bed and this F****** fly kept walking across my damn screen.

I twatted him away around a thousand times but the little bastad moves too fast.

Then he started landing on me, and I literally couldn't get away from him.

All night he kept landing on my head and this morning I lay in bed with the covers down to my belly button and the little f***** kept landing on me.

When I went into the kitchen he followed me and now as I type this post he is perched on top of my monitor >:mad

I've given up trying to kill him, he seems to be friendly. Just hoping a spider or something catches him soon cos I aint quick enough :-\

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I can imagine the whirlwind love story now... :appl:

Since england shares a good bit of america's social problems, i'm sure gay marriage is almost legal there as well. After thats been legal for about 5 years marrying animals and what not will be too so if it's still around, you might as well get a tax break from it. ;D

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Originally Posted by Punisher136

Since england shares a good bit of america's social problems, i'm sure gay marriage is almost legal there as well. After thats been legal for about 5 years marrying animals and what not will be too so if it's still around, you might as well get a tax break from it. ;D

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Unfortunately though I think my fly is dead now. Never mind we enjoyed each other whilst it lasted.

You insured the fella with life insurance and you claimed it as next of kin didnt you....didnt you!!!