What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

Hector Camacho vs Himself would break all records with jabs thrown, but still none landing.

Khan/Khan

Depends on if they even got to the venue. They might run over each other 1st. Who knows ???

Both Danny Williams would phone in sick with flu on the day of the fight, forcing Frank Warren to put on a last minute bout featuring Mark Krence vs Mark Krence.

Butterbean vs Butterbean ??

I think that would end in NO Conest due to boredom because they wouldn't be able to hit eachother because there fat tummys would be in the way they would keep bumping into eachother ;D

John Ruiz would engage himself so firmly that the fight would be banned from broadcasting anywhere except art house cinemas.

After the fight was declared a no contest via double disqualification Ruiz would be approached to star in Brokeback Mountain 2.

Copies of the fight would become the biggest selling gay porn of the year :puke:

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Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft

Butterbean vs Butterbean ??

I think that would end in NO Conest due to boredom because they wouldn't be able to hit eachother because there fat tummys would be in the way they would keep bumping into eachother ;D

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haha the ring would need to be reinforced and they would have to fight with pugil sticks to be able to hit each other :D

Mayweather vs. Mayweather: Both would move up in weight in an attempt to avoid each other.

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Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft

Butterbean vs Butterbean ??

I think that would end in NO Conest due to boredom because they wouldn't be able to hit eachother because there fat tummys would be in the way they would keep bumping into eachother ;D

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LMAO!!! :lolhaha:

Hatton/Hatton

:doggy:

Self explanatory ::**

Calzaghe-Calzaghe

Fight ends as a no-contest when both suffer broken hands while tapping gloves to start the fight

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Calzaghe-Calzaghe

Fight ends as a no-contest when both suffer broken hands while tapping gloves to start the fight

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:laugh: :coolclick:

Even the established posters are getting on board my crazy thread :P

Tyson Vs. Tyson: The one with Rooney in his corner wins!hehe

De La Hoya/De La Hoya

Depends if Oscar could pull his dress over Oscar's head...if he could it would be an easy win. Though on the other hand, if Oscar started to sing to De La Hoya, Oscar just might quit. Tough call :-\

Another one for Golota

The fight would only happen under the strict condition that Cell Phones are banned from the arena and Trunks are to be worn no higher than the knees.

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Originally Posted by LEGION

De La Hoya/De La Hoya

Depends if Oscar could pull his dress over Oscar's head...if he could it would be an easy win. Though on the other hand, if Oscar started to sing to De La Hoya, Oscar just might quit. Tough call :-\

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That wouldn't be fair a women vs man ;D