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Almost P.O.B. but the contrast needs to be so high that my monitor gives me a sun tan! ;)

I get the feeling that even though I haven't actually spoken to her that I'm going to get a lot of grief if she reads my 'fat girl angle shot' posts about her! :P

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Almost P.O.B. but the contrast needs to be so high that my monitor gives me a sun tan! ;)

I get the feeling that even though I haven't actually spoken to her that I'm going to get a lot of grief if she reads my 'fat girl angle shot' posts about her! :P

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But the question you need to ask yourself is.....................................:-\


























































Do you really care?...;D






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LOL POB you are one funny guy :D :D

BTW what do you do man ?? It seems you get a lot of time on here through the day.

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Originally Posted by leftylee

LOL POB you are one funny guy :D :D

BTW what do you do man ?? It seems you get a lot of time on here through the day.

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I work for a global software company... Which means I reply to Saddo threads all day;D

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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

I work for a global software company... Which means I reply to Saddo threads all day;D

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LOL I'm in collge and when I have Media Studies I come on here or I come on if I have a free period.

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

She got some big ass cheeks too...

here's 'the angles' explained ;):

http://images.encyclopediadramatica....netdisease.jpg

http://images.encyclopediadramatica....lAngleShot.jpg

Be warned lads!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxgW3M0YGXY

lol

Fat girl angle shot - Encyclopedia Dramatica

If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear makeup, etc. However, you also have to take special precautions to hide your fat.

• Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.

• Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.

• ADD FILTERS! They make you deep

• Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures

• If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!

• Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.

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omg i nearly pissed myself that is hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by katfight

omg i nearly pissed myself that is hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!

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and possibly true;D

See, Kat, we can tell you're pretty... no angle in your pic, lol :)

possibly no angles in my pic cus i dont give a fuck wat i look like and if we all end up meeting up for a boxing event i dont wanna br the one to look like a total twat because i dont look like my pic


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but i'll take the compliment anyway :lickish:

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Originally Posted by katfight

possibly no angles in my pic cus i dont give a fuck wat i look like and if we all end up meeting up for a boxing event i dont wanna br the one to look like a total twat because i dont look like my pic


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but i'll take the compliment anyway :lickish:

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LOL... ;D

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Originally Posted by katfight

possibly no angles in my pic cus i dont give a fuck wat i look like and if we all end up meeting up for a boxing event i dont wanna br the one to look like a total twat because i dont look like my pic


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but i'll take the compliment anyway :lickish:

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Well i figure you look mighty fine there Kat , so who gives a crap wot anyone else thinks anyway ????? most posters on ere dont even put a pic on there profile , i don think this is because they look like Tom Cruise do you Kat ??? lol ;D;D;D;D

Hold on, Al, are you saying Tom Cruise is hot?:o

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

Well i figure you look mighty fine there Kat , so who gives a crap wot anyone else thinks anyway ????? most posters on ere dont even put a pic on there profile , i don think this is because they look like Tom Cruise do you Kat ??? lol ;D;D;D;D

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Even Tom Cruise wouldnt put his pic up......



coz the cunt would be too busy fuckin his hot wife:mad:

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Originally Posted by snakey

Even Tom Cruise wouldnt put his pic up......



coz the cunt would be too busy fuckin his hot wife:mad:

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no truer words have ever been spoken...

Katie Holmes? You guys rate her?

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Originally Posted by snakey

Even Tom Cruise wouldnt put his pic up......



coz the cunt would be too busy fuckin his hot wife:mad:

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yeah but who would Tom be banging?:confused: