Sex before a fight myth!?!?!?! :D

During my time with the monks I had a lot of study to be done on Chi, energy, matter and of course where girls pee from if they have no willy.

Think of this, in manly terms if you will, like a laser.

As we are all energy, our manifestations of our surroundings come from the focus of our thoughts. This is quantamn physics, although since I'm not a quantamn physician, I am HMHT (But Please Note - I am NOT Bruce Willis) this may be a little off, in a non-gay way.

If those thoughts of mating were used like a laser to focus on other things (CHI ENERGY HERE) well, something else happens.

So sexual release = loss of Chi, is it a myth? No, it is a fact. It's science.


Yours in manliness,
Fantana

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

It causes your thighs and calves to cramp up if done a day or so before a fight.

Thats a fact.

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Only if it's done right.

I dont have sex for five weeks before a fight. It not just the physical, but mentally it can be a distraction. To be honest being in a relationship during training camp is hard enough. Some other fighters I know dont have sex for 2-4 weeks before a fight. Im old school and take no chances.

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Originally Posted by CFH

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

It causes your thighs and calves to cramp up if done a day or so before a fight.

Thats a fact.

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Only if it's done right.

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I guess I do it right then:p

Cow girl would solve that problem? ;)

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Cow girl would solve that problem? ;)

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Weight on the hips though?

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Originally Posted by Fantana

During my time with the monks I had a lot of study to be done on Chi, energy, matter and of course where girls pee from if they have no willy.

Think of this, in manly terms if you will, like a laser.

As we are all energy, our manifestations of our surroundings come from the focus of our thoughts. This is quantamn physics, although since I'm not a quantamn physician, I am HMHT (But Please Note - I am NOT Bruce Willis) this may be a little off, in a non-gay way.

If those thoughts of mating were used like a laser to focus on other things (CHI ENERGY HERE) well, something else happens.

So sexual release = loss of Chi, is it a myth? No, it is a fact. It's science.


Yours in manliness,
Fantana

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Kind of like the laws of attraction?

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Cow girl would solve that problem? ;)

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Weight on the hips though?

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You'd need a hard matress or I'd just put my sheets on the floor maybe? soft matress might hurt like but I dunno.

There's always spooning but I'm not really a huge fan ;)

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Originally Posted by Clubber

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Originally Posted by Fantana

During my time with the monks I had a lot of study to be done on Chi, energy, matter and of course where girls pee from if they have no willy.

Think of this, in manly terms if you will, like a laser.

As we are all energy, our manifestations of our surroundings come from the focus of our thoughts. This is quantamn physics, although since I'm not a quantamn physician, I am HMHT (But Please Note - I am NOT Bruce Willis) this may be a little off, in a non-gay way.

If those thoughts of mating were used like a laser to focus on other things (CHI ENERGY HERE) well, something else happens.

So sexual release = loss of Chi, is it a myth? No, it is a fact. It's science.


Yours in manliness,
Fantana

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Kind of like the laws of attraction?

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Sure, because like attracts like, the energy flow what you put out you pull in, in a gay or non-gay way.

Yours in manliness,
Fantana

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Originally Posted by BoomBoom

I dont have sex for five weeks before a fight. It not just the physical, but mentally it can be a distraction. To be honest being in a relationship during training camp is hard enough. Some other fighters I know dont have sex for 2-4 weeks before a fight. Im old school and take no chances.

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What about wanking do you stop that too?

Because personally I don't for a second believe it is possible to go 5 full weeks without even a wank,

Simply can't be done, you would get cancer of the testicles and your bell end would explode.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by BoomBoom

I dont have sex for five weeks before a fight. It not just the physical, but mentally it can be a distraction. To be honest being in a relationship during training camp is hard enough. Some other fighters I know dont have sex for 2-4 weeks before a fight. Im old school and take no chances.

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What about wanking do you stop that too?

Because personally I don't for a second believe it is possible to go 5 full weeks without even a wank,

Simply can't be done, you would get cancer of the testicles and your bell end would explode.

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Media conditioning, sex sells.

1 drop of semen takes forty to eighty drops of blood to make, depending on which saggy breasted, big waistlined spiritual guru you believe.

Yours in manliness,
Fantana

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Originally Posted by BoomBoom

Because personally I don't for a second believe it is possible to go 5 full weeks without even a wank,

Simply can't be done, you would get cancer of the testicles and your bell end would explode.

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You took the words right out of my mouth. :rotflmao: ;D;D;D

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Originally Posted by Fantana

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Originally Posted by Clubber

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Originally Posted by Fantana

During my time with the monks I had a lot of study to be done on Chi, energy, matter and of course where girls pee from if they have no willy.

Think of this, in manly terms if you will, like a laser.

As we are all energy, our manifestations of our surroundings come from the focus of our thoughts. This is quantamn physics, although since I'm not a quantamn physician, I am HMHT (But Please Note - I am NOT Bruce Willis) this may be a little off, in a non-gay way.

If those thoughts of mating were used like a laser to focus on other things (CHI ENERGY HERE) well, something else happens.

So sexual release = loss of Chi, is it a myth? No, it is a fact. It's science.


Yours in manliness,
Fantana

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Kind of like the laws of attraction?

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Sure, because like attracts like, the energy flow what you put out you pull in, in a gay or non-gay way.

Yours in manliness,
Fantana

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The non-gay of course. ;)

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by BoomBoom

I dont have sex for five weeks before a fight. It not just the physical, but mentally it can be a distraction. To be honest being in a relationship during training camp is hard enough. Some other fighters I know dont have sex for 2-4 weeks before a fight. Im old school and take no chances.

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What about wanking do you stop that too?

Because personally I don't for a second believe it is possible to go 5 full weeks without even a wank,

Simply can't be done, you would get cancer of the testicles and your bell end would explode.

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I went a week before a fight once and fell asleep straight after the fight too... it was a hard week... in more ways than one... :-\ :rolleyes:

fucking hell I'm full of cold and 3 days has knacked me...

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Originally Posted by BoomBoom

I dont have sex for five weeks before a fight. It not just the physical, but mentally it can be a distraction. To be honest being in a relationship during training camp is hard enough. Some other fighters I know dont have sex for 2-4 weeks before a fight. Im old school and take no chances.

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What about wanking do you stop that too?

Because personally I don't for a second believe it is possible to go 5 full weeks without even a wank,

Simply can't be done, you would get cancer of the testicles and your bell end would explode.

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No man, no sex or wankin. It is hard for the first week or two but then all my energy goes into fighting and I think about it as much. There is about a week after a fight that i turn into a small dog and f#ck everthing with a pulse ;D Seriously though, I look for any edge I can get and thats just one of the bigger sacrafices.