Audley looked AMAZING, next champ

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Originally Posted by Lyle

...It's not lost on me, I am just not going to waste my time reading the rantings of Fantana...I know I rant but for the most part it's not nonsensical jibberish

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Define "most part."

I can see Audley being the next champ. No matter what they do, they'll never take away his hunger for success or his fighting heart.

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I can see Audley being the next champ. No matter what they do, they'll never take away his hunger for success or his fighting heart.

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....never having had those to begin with

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Originally Posted by Fantana

Audley Harrison, the British 2000 Olympic Super Heavyweight Gold medallist, former WBF Heavyweight champion and currently on a comeback trail starting, stated that he was told in no uncertain terms that he had to look good on the Joe Calzaghe undercard.


He may have said something along the lines of, “I was told I had to look good, so I went out, had a manicure. Ate some lobster. Had a massage, relaxed, bought myself some new threads, clean socks. Then I had my hair done, brushed my teeth, covered myself in oil and I went into the ring against a tough opponent.”


Unfortunately nobody told Audley that he was meant to look good in the ring, by boxing. Boxing is a sport where the winner is decided by who has landed the best shots, who worked the hardest or who made the least racial slurs in the build up to the fight.
Audley stated on his performance “You didn’t see all the good tonight. As you can tell, when I went down and had myself I feel the guy didn’t want to know, he just crumbled. When I work the body, gosh, it’s summmmmit else.”


Audley won his fight in the fifth round when he went for a nipple twist but mistimed it and ended up battering his opponents ribcage. Questions were asked about Audley possibly fighting David Haye, the undisputed Cruiserweight Champion. Audley said something like, “It would be a sexy fight. We both have buff bodies, nice abs, and Haye used to do modelling which I could have done if I wasn’t so set on boxing, you know? Definitely a sexy fight, we would fill Wembley stadium. It would be intense, sexy, very sexy, boxing isn’t normally sexy. I make it sexy. It would be entertaining, and have this intense sexual atmosphere. We both have slightly overshot jaws and this is why were chinny, no pun intended, and this would make for a sexual fight. Mmmmm, mmmm, bitch.”

Yours in manliness,
Fantana

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I think Audleys got the goods and I can def. see him becoming the next Undisputed Heavyweight Champ. by 2009.

Didn't harrison just come out of a near career ending car accident and come out of rehabilitation to train and take this fight?

I wouldn't expect him to look good. Would you?

Fraudley should come out here and fight Joe Bugner ,Joe could punch his balls off and earn some nice british pounds just like the old days.
Joe is about 60 now? should even things up nicley.