Why do the Chinese always have to go one better than everyone else?
The Austrians managed to trap 4 people under concrete so the Chinese outdid them with 50,000.
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Why do the Chinese always have to go one better than everyone else?
The Austrians managed to trap 4 people under concrete so the Chinese outdid them with 50,000.
Austrian Brewery's have released their new line in schnapps.
Its called the Fritzl.
Been kept in a cellar for 24 years and comes in tots!
Apparently its a lot stronger than the "Haut de la Garenne" Brandy distilled in Jersey.
Shannon Matthews mum burst into tears when she heard about the locked away Austrian Kids!!
She said later ....................
All that fuckin wasted child benefit!
How do you know if an Austrian girl is a virgin?
Find out if she can run faster than her Dad.
It's just come to light that Austrias Josef Fritzl was really anti-Microsoft.
He did everything he could to ensure his children didn't have access to Windows!
What's Austria's favourite sexual position?
Woman underneath.
Why do you see so many Austrians on holiday in Ibiza?
They know all the best places that have hardcore banging underground house...
Did you hear about Anne Frank??? Shes not dead afterall, she was found in a cellar in Austria after she was told the war was over
hahaha X is a legend :D thanks.
A good tradesman is so hard to find ....
if i may.....
Fritzls daughters diary has just been found...
Monday - Stayed in
Tuesday- Stayed in
Wednesday - Stayed in
Thursday - dad came down, much fun was had, Stayed in
Friday - Stayed in
Apparently josef fritzl is set to release a book...
austrian authoritys are worried it may become a best cellar