Worst movie plot ever

Cobra was the shit, a great horrible movie.

Cannot remember what Stallone said in that movie that had me cracking up so bad.

Something like, "You're the disease, and I'm the cure" The way he said it was straight golden.

p.s. around here I was familiar with the term Vanilla Ice before I even knew it was a person. We use it to point and laugh at our suburban wannabe gansta population..."Yo, check out Mikey with the tilt-a-cap and baggy ass pants hanging down to his knees. Dude is serious Vanilla Ice."

"Yo Vanilla, you headin' ta go bust sum capz in a brothas azz. Werd!"

LOL

Pulp Fiction with that box that had something in it.

Little Miss Sunshine, never understood why people liked that movie or thought it was funny. It was supposed to be funny but it was kind of depressing to me......didn't laugh once.

Speaking of Stallone....Over the Top......still don't know what the plot was to that turd. He had to arm wrestle to get his son back or some ubsurd crap.
Here's the plot summary from IMDB
"Lincoln Hawk (Stallone) is a struggling trucker who's trying to rebuild his life. After the death of his wife, he tries to make amends with his son who he left behind years earlier. Upon their first meeting, his son doesn't think too highly of him until he enters the nation-wide arm wrestling competition in Las Vegas."

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Speaking of Stallone....Over the Top......still don't know what the plot was to that turd. He had to arm wrestle to get his son back or some ubsurd crap.
Here's the plot summary from IMDB
"Lincoln Hawk (Stallone) is a struggling trucker who's trying to rebuild his life. After the death of his wife, he tries to make amends with his son who he left behind years earlier. Upon their first meeting, his son doesn't think too highly of him until he enters the nation-wide arm wrestling competition in Las Vegas."

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LOL this suddenly reminded me of: DUTCH starring Ed Oniel LOL

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Originally Posted by OumaFan

Cobra was the shit, a great horrible movie.

Cannot remember what Stallone said in that movie that had me cracking up so bad.

Something like, "You're the disease, and I'm the cure" The way he said it was straight golden.

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Yep in the grocery store

The guy also says..... STAY BACK OR I'LL BLOW THIS PLACE UP MAN!!!

Stallone in his deep slow voice.... GO AHEAD I DONT SHOP HERE

Fukin classic movie;D

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Originally Posted by DAVIDTUA

u buds remember vanilla ice's: COOL AS ICE?

that plot did not exist.

they were riding motorcycles thru the suburbs and one of their bikes breaks down so they stay in the burbs and make friends with white people as if they never would have came across them.

they fight the bad guys in an abandoned house still being built?

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Vanilla Ice made a movie called Cool as Ice? hahahahahaha

Are you putting me on? I mean, I love cheesy and stupid movies, but something like that might even be too much for me to stomach...

Okay DAVIDTUA, I have to admit, not to question your integrity, but I mid post had to check and see if this shit was real. Low and behold.

Cool As Ice Movie Reviews, Pictures - Rotten Tomatoes

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yeah it was very disturbing to watch.

ironically i cant recall but i believe alan alden from MASH fame was in it? how the hell did they land him? maybe thats why his career went down the shitter for so many years till he landed back on track recently?

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Originally Posted by OumaFan

Cobra was the shit, a great horrible movie.

Cannot remember what Stallone said in that movie that had me cracking up so bad.

Something like, "You're the disease, and I'm the cure" The way he said it was straight golden.

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Yep in the grocery store

The guy also says..... STAY BACK OR I'LL BLOW THIS PLACE UP MAN!!!

Stallone in his deep slow voice.... GO AHEAD I DONT SHOP HERE

Fukin classic movie;D

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That's also where Stallone puts his gun away. Takes out his knife and throws it at the guy. Than takes out his gun again and shoots him. WTF? Why not just shoot the guy from the start? :lolhaha: That movie is more comedy than anything.

LEGEND with Tom Cruise. Don't even really know what the plot was, because I couldn't get through 30 minutes of it without turning it off. Whatever the plot was it had to suck:rolleyes:

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LEGEND with Tom Cruise. Don't even really know what the plot was, because I couldn't get through 30 minutes of it without turning it off. Whatever the plot was it had to suck:rolleyes:

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aww you obviously didn't make it to the awesome Rush song at the end....total dungeons and dragons dork movie.

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LEGEND with Tom Cruise. Don't even really know what the plot was, because I couldn't get through 30 minutes of it without turning it off. Whatever the plot was it had to suck:rolleyes:

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aww you obviously didn't make it to the awesome Rush song at the end....total dungeons and dragons dork movie.

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Too bad for me. Must have been the highlight of the movie and I can't even listen to RUSH really. Neil Pert was THE man though:cool:

Surely this has to be it... "The Doberman Gang" :D

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...tml#post518424

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

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All bad movie plots can be traced back to one thing.....lots and lots of cocaine.


Soul Man....a white guy can't get into college so he puts on blackface and bang he's in and discovers he has Jungle Fever too

About Schmidt.......why? NAKED KATHY BATES......I still have nightmares