How do you eat chicken??

Chicken wings are my soft spot. Wings and watermelon I love. I can eat a whole watermelon with relative ease and I can eat 30 hot wings with no problems at all. Really, that's serious I absolutely love them. Not together though.

But anyways, I suck the bone dry. Here's what I do. I eat everything on the bone that I can when I have a mountain on my plate. Dipping the wings in ranch and then eating them. I put the bone on one side of my plate when I'm finished. I go through the whole plate then start again. But this time the sauce and the ranch has mixed together to create a dull gray sauce and I dip the bone in that and begin sucking the bone. My mom hates this, thinks it's barbaric. But I can't throw a wing away that I haven't scraped up and down with my teeth it's just not possible for me.

So I go through that and if there is still any sauce on the plate, I collect it all on a bone in a sweeping motion and eat the rest of the sauce. I've been known to lick the plate.

That's what I do. I hate people who eat like slobs but with wings I just can't help it.

As for chicken itself, I hate baked chicken. I generally hate anything that's baked if it doesn't have any type of sauce on it. Baked chicken just sucks, if you wanted to send me to an eternal hell you would place me in front of a Zahir Raheem fight my whole life and give me baked chicken to eat. Seriously, it's a very very bad food.

Fried chicken I like but it to is overrated. Though we have a friend who fries chicken soooo good. It's so greasy but damn it's so good. But she doesn't come around much anymore so it's been a while since I've had it. But man, it's good.

Chicken Parmesean might be my favorite chicken. Or grilled chicken but only on a sandwich. I don't think people eat grilled chicken alone but just in case, only on a sandwich please.

Fried Chicken (good Fried Chicken) is ridiculously good. Ridiculously bad for you but so good.

Chicken Wings are some of my favorite foods. I can eat a shit load of them too, I could do 30, definitely. Hot wings, any kind. This place here has these garlic parmesan hot wings with this garlic parmesan sauce instead of blue cheese. Good shit.

Baked Chicken, it depends. I don't mind a good roasted whole chicken.

I like all kinds, dark meat and white but dark does have more flavor. Barbequed chickens good too, slow cooked in a pit BBQ.

Like a ravid carnivore.I can do without the wings though....whats the point for so little payoff?You get the right blend of Cajun spices going on some lightly beer battered breast's........fun time all around ;D

edit.....just give me some beer battered breast's....:o...They'll do fine

i love chicken wings drumsticks. they would prepare the wings and pull all the meat up into a ball to look like a lollipop. yummy and so easy to eat. :lickish:

Cooked thru and thru.... and with my fingers, no forks/spoons/knives

This is how I will be eating chicken wings next time.



Andy's Five Pepper Chicken Wings - Allrecipes





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KFC tastes pretty fine when you get a prize piece too.

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Originally Posted by Andre

KFC tastes pretty fine when you get a prize piece too.

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I've only known two people that preferred KFC as the best of the main 3.

Here's my rankings.......


1.) Church's


2.) Popeye's


3.) KFC (a very distant 3rd, imo.)

I'd rather have baked chicken than fried but if it is fried I only eat breast meat.

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Originally Posted by miles

Im the same with wings and legs. I always leave too much on the bone and I struggle to get my fill. It just seems too much effort to be gnawing away at the bones.

Im more of a breast man when it comes to chicken. No bones and you can eat as much as you want with minimal effort. Chicken fajitas for dinner tomorrow. Bring it on! :D

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Same with me. I only eat the breast part without the skin.:cool:

I like hot wings that are pretty hot but some places just make them hot just for the sake of being hot. Like there's this place in town which has about 8 different levels of heat and with the top one you have to sign a waiver before you eat them cause there pretty much pepper spray wings. I had a couple, it just gets to the point where theres no taste, its just all heat.

I only ever buy skinless chicken breasts so rarely eat a whole chicken with bones.

But I'm most definitely a gnawer. I would even eat the skin as well but I think it's too fattening, but I love it all the same, plus bacon rind and pork scratchings.

This thread has corrupted me,I am craving a Popeye's spicy two piece with a side of Red Beans & rice.........:biteit:

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

This thread has corrupted me,I am craving a Popeye's spicy two piece with a side of Red Beans & rice.........:biteit:

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I've had similar reactions when browsing through X's threads

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Originally Posted by OumaFan

I like hot wings that are pretty hot but some places just make them hot just for the sake of being hot. Like there's this place in town which has about 8 different levels of heat and with the top one you have to sign a waiver before you eat them cause there pretty much pepper spray wings. I had a couple, it just gets to the point where theres no taste, its just all heat.

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we eat those wings as a joke not as a meal. i will have 3 or for 4
but no more beacus you will be shitting balls of fire the next day