Re: A Chicken pecked my eye ball!!
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bikersk
We have 8 laying hens. Got them at 1 week old. So after visiting the lovely lady's folks at the beautiful mid north coast of NSW Australia (Valla Beach for those who know) we got home yesterday afternoon after driving the 400 k's to get home. It was pretty warm here about 36 degrees celcius. I was catching up on internet stuff and the lovely lady and little girl wanted me outside so out i go. So I get a cold beer and join them. The chooks come around and so i pat them and one is at my left shoulder so i turn to pat it and WHAM fucking pecked me in the eye ball. Shit it hurt and i'm screaming and for some reason kept hold of the beer. The lovely lady grabs the beer and throws it gets me a bowl of water and a washer (flannel for the brits) and i wash it. Stings like hell. Anyway saw the optomotrist today and its all good just burst blood vessels. I feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight.
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Re: A Chicken pecked my eye ball!!
Thanks VD as i would have expected.
Re: A Chicken pecked my eye ball!!
WESTERN AUSTRALIAN BECOMES FIRST AUSSIE TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY - Bikersk, yesterday became the first Australian to get to grips with the concept of irony. "It was weird," he said. "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather, eh?" and I thought "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather." Bikersk then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Bokersk, who is 38 and from the Hunter Valley, plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time," he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to shit and I said "Hey, great weather!".
(only pulling your leg, matey! ;))
Re: A Chicken pecked my eye ball!!
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WESTERN AUSTRALIAN BECOMES FIRST AUSSIE TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY - Bikersk, yesterday became the first Australian to get to grips with the concept of irony. "It was weird," he said. "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather, eh?" and I thought "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather." Bikersk then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Bokersk, who is 38 and from the Hunter Valley, plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time," he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to shit and I said "Hey, great weather!".
(only pulling your leg, matey! ;))
TM, what the fuk is he on about here :confused:
