The all new Velociraptor and why I laugh at 'science'

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Originally Posted by Scrap

And when did snakes stop talking.

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When mankind stopped listening with their hearts and took consiouness being into the brain ;D and the head keeps growing (with the ego.) ;)

Now only those who have an ear to hear can hear.

( H ear t ) see there is an ear hidden in the heart.

don't know if anyone has said this, but strictly speaking, dinosaurs weren't even alive in the jurassic period.

and I agree. I've often wondered how they even know that bone A joins bone B. fuck, give me a box of old bones and I'll come up with something NEVER before seen.

Von will it work, thats the important thing. ;D

Dem bones?

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Originally Posted by Scrap

Von will it work, thats the important thing. ;D

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no, the IMPORTANT thing is that science won't be able to DISPROVE it. :cool:

Got two extra bones? Screw it. Put that one here and this one there. Done. New species. Had purple feathers and a metal plate on its head. And only had one flipper, but had three back legs. ;D

Evolution vs Creationism aside, I think we can all agree that the dinosaurs looked a lot cooler when they didn't have feathers....I mean damn! put a couple feathers on a velociraptor and you get something that looks like Joan Rivers wearing the San Diego Chicken Costume

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Originally Posted by Lyle

Evolution vs Creationism aside, I think we can all agree that the dinosaurs looked a lot cooler when they didn't have feathers....I mean damn! put a couple feathers on a velociraptor and you get something that looks like Joan Rivers wearing the San Diego Chicken Costume

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It never would have worked for Spielberg that's for sure

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Originally Posted by Scrap

And when did snakes stop talking.

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Well i for one and still fcking my sister. :)

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

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Originally Posted by Scrap

And when did snakes stop talking.

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Well i for one and still fcking my sister. :)

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

A great example of the indoctrination of evolutionary ideas can be found in the modern depiction of the famous Velociraptor dinosaur of Jurassic Park fame.

Ignoring the fact that Spielberg's depiction was wildy innacurate in terms of their size (they were half that if that even only a bit bigger than a turkey) its almost comical how much they have changed their look to fit their idea that they were the ancestors of birds.

In dinosaur books a decade ago they looked like this

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...2L._SS500_.jpg







However nowadays, including in a new pop up book I bought for my nephew that arrived this morning they look like this.


http://blog.everythingdinosaur.co.uk..._feathered.jpg


The feathers, colouring, turkey legs etc are all based on nothing more than their conjecture that they were the ancestors of birds and so to emphasise this point they've turned it into a meat eating turkey monster :rolleyes:

And they do this with all the apemen fossils as well.

It's such poor 'science' to defraud people like this imo.

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Ape man had feathers? Awesome!

You've got to hand it to Bilbo. It must have taken real effort to come up with the original post. Admit it mate, you're having a laugh, aren't you?

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

You've got to hand it to Bilbo. It must have taken real effort to come up with the original post. Admit it mate, you're having a laugh, aren't you?

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Yes I am indeed laughing my ass off but that IS the OFFICIAL velociraptor as it is now believed to have looked.

Just type in velociraptor and feathers into google, it's proven beyond doubt apparently, they were covered in feathers and looked just like that, its a SCIENTIFIC FACT :cool::rolleyes:;D

If I designed dinos, I would make one with like a glow-stick like quality........say it evolved for finding mates or june bugs, etc.

Bilbo - are you implying that Google or the internet has anything to do with 'real' scientific fact ??? Surely we don't absolutely belive things that come up on a computer through a public internet search engine which earns revenue from corporate and government keyword sponsorship. ;)


Incidentally, with the number of threads you have started about science and creationism and all that ..... are you really a creationist, seriously??

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

You've got to hand it to Bilbo. It must have taken real effort to come up with the original post. Admit it mate, you're having a laugh, aren't you?

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Yes I am indeed laughing my ass off but that IS the OFFICIAL velociraptor as it is now believed to have looked.

Just type in velociraptor and feathers into google, it's proven beyond doubt apparently, they were covered in feathers and looked just like that, its a SCIENTIFIC FACT :cool::rolleyes:;D

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You're having a laugh mate. You sat down and thought of the most ridiculous argument you could make. You even managed to insert a popup book into it, which I'm impressed with. But you are having a laugh.