Re: I punched the neighbors door number off!
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Danny_G
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miles
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Danny_G
Then you need to watch the movie Gran Torrino with Clint Eastwood.
You will love this movie.
;D
I just checked it out on IMDB and it looks quite good that. Will definitely try and get hold of it somehow. Nice one. ;)
I saw it about a month ago. I get all of movies from Torrent and watch them before they even come out in the movie theaters ;D Great movie btw.
I do the same myself these days. Movie theaters here suck and the people just upset me. They sell dried squid which reeks the place out and you have all these muppets playing with their cell phones which distracts me. Any excuse to download illegally!! :D
Re: I punched the neighbors door number off!
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For the past two nights my Mrs has had to go around to the new neighbors to complain about the noise they have been making. They have answered but been less than compliant each time. Each night the noise has continued well after midnight. Well tonight, the Mrs went out again and knocked on the door and they didn't answer and instead turned the lights off. She was angered by that, so asked for me to get involved. I went out and punched their door several times, whilst shouting Korean insults. I reverted to English and rained a wonderful punch just below the door number, which fell off.
I stood for a moment surprised that I had actually caused damage. After a brief moment, I got a big idea. I went back into my home and found some tape and went back to their door and taped their number back on upside down.
The good news is that they have completely shut up, Koreans generally get shocked to hear the crazy foreigner using the F word violently. But I am worried they will put my number upside down tomorrow. If they do, there will be bloody murder, mark my words!!! :mad::mad:
Any other stupid neighbor stories out there?
this had me rollin good one miles
Re: I punched the neighbors door number off!
Cant beat Fenster in my current situation,but I am currently at war with one of neighbors.
Asshole has come over to my house and hit on my wife when I was outside,apparently forgetting that windows are two way visual devices. He offered me weed,even though Ive told him I dont smoke it,and dropped a .44 cylinder that was loaded with my kid in the other room at his house.
And the really funny thing is,the worst thing Ive ever done to him was give him some organic vegetables.
And he's pissed off at me.
Id put his ass on the deck if I wasnt positive it would be me who got in trouble. I run a boxing gym,and he's just a poor helpless cripple,just ask him when he's looking to get away with something.
Re: I punched the neighbors door number off!
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Trainer Monkey
Cant beat Fenster in my current situation,but I am currently at war with one of neighbors.
Asshole has come over to my house and hit on my wife when I was outside,apparently forgetting that windows are two way visual devices. He offered me weed,even though Ive told him I dont smoke it,and dropped a .44 cylinder that was loaded with my kid in the other room at his house.
And the really funny thing is,the worst thing Ive ever done to him was give him some organic vegetables.
And he's pissed off at me.
Id put his ass on the deck if I wasnt positive it would be me who got in trouble. I run a boxing gym,and he's just a poor helpless cripple,just ask him when he's looking to get away with something.
That doesn't sound good at all. You should give him a non organic turnip, shaped just like a penis. That should sort him out. :D
Re: I punched the neighbors door number off!
And I've got a minor bruise on my knuckle!! :mad::rolleyes:
They've have been as quiet as can be since that carry on. And they haven't tried to tamper with my door number. Meanwhile their door number is still upside down!! They have been in and out, surely someone has noticed?! :confused:
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Trainer Monkey
Cant beat Fenster in my current situation,but I am currently at war with one of neighbors.
Asshole has come over to my house and hit on my wife when I was outside,apparently forgetting that windows are two way visual devices. He offered me weed,even though Ive told him I dont smoke it,and dropped a .44 cylinder that was loaded with my kid in the other room at his house.
And the really funny thing is,the worst thing Ive ever done to him was give him some organic vegetables.
And he's pissed off at me.
Id put his ass on the deck if I wasnt positive it would be me who got in trouble. I run a boxing gym,and he's just a poor helpless cripple,just ask him when he's looking to get away with something.
Is that the same drunken gimp that had your son in his house and pulled a gun on you or something ??He sounds like a headcase Monkey....Im sure your wife could mop the floor with him.
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Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins
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Trainer Monkey
Cant beat Fenster in my current situation,but I am currently at war with one of neighbors.
Asshole has come over to my house and hit on my wife when I was outside,apparently forgetting that windows are two way visual devices. He offered me weed,even though Ive told him I dont smoke it,and dropped a .44 cylinder that was loaded with my kid in the other room at his house.
And the really funny thing is,the worst thing Ive ever done to him was give him some organic vegetables.
And he's pissed off at me.
Id put his ass on the deck if I wasnt positive it would be me who got in trouble. I run a boxing gym,and he's just a poor helpless cripple,just ask him when he's looking to get away with something.
Is that the same drunken gimp that had your son in his house and pulled a gun on you or something ??He sounds like a headcase Monkey....Im sure your wife could mop the floor with him.
I almost did myself,Im just writing it off to the meds they changed him to a few months ago
