Why does David Haye live in Northern Cyprus

If anyone knows ol Hayemaker, please forward this handy phrasebook to him:



AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvellous gun.

FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the boot
of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
If you will do me the kindness of not harming by genital appendages I will
gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.


MINFUDLUK-AL ERDOGLU GRECOKALI ARHAT ....
Yes, O Wise one, I agree that Death should be rained on those Greek infidels on the other side of the island. ....


.....NAM, KORWSH AH JANDAWLAHI
... yes, and it was you who envented the shish kebab and they just copied it off you

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN
The red blindfold will be lovely your excellency.

TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must
have the recipe.

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Originally Posted by yvonne

BECAUSE BRITAIN IS TOTALLY SHIT!!!!LUCKY GIT!BRITAIN IS A TOTAL JOKE.WHO WANTS TO LIVE OVER HERE ANYMORE??I BLOODY DONT:mad:

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I can agree with that from a distance. A lot of places have their drawbacks but the UK seems to have more than most. Living in a large UK city is my idea of pure hell. To be fair, I quite like the countryside and small villages. But the cities....no chance.

Haye is being very sensible if this is the case.

I finally figured it out....Haye is hiding from the Klitchkos....:p:p;D

Probably lack of distractions,its no different from Mack having his camp in Cali distance wise

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Originally Posted by X

If anyone knows ol Hayemaker, please forward this handy phrasebook to him:



AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvellous gun.

FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the boot
of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
If you will do me the kindness of not harming by genital appendages I will
gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.


MINFUDLUK-AL ERDOGLU GRECOKALI ARHAT ....
Yes, O Wise one, I agree that Death should be rained on those Greek infidels on the other side of the island. ....


.....NAM, KORWSH AH JANDAWLAHI
... yes, and it was you who envented the shish kebab and they just copied it off you

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN
The red blindfold will be lovely your excellency.

TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must
have the recipe.

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;D;D

Those were class X,

Especially: It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the boot of your car. ;D

Isn't North Cyprus the only place in Euope that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the UK, ie if you have done somet wrong you go to North Cyprus!! :)

Personally I wasn't a fan of the Turks when in Bodrum, agressive little feckers trying to sell me fake Lacoste T-shirts! Southern Cyprus was nice though, if a little pricey.

Hot women though both sides no doubt!!!

Its obvious the weather, its cold as hell out in England

Nice Gym and the Torros Mountains offer great altitude training plus you have 365 days of pure sunshine a year and the food is top drawer for a proffesional athlete, loads of fresh fish, salads etc.
Was gonna pop over and say hello when i was with the missus in Cyprus last year but it was miles from the south where her mum lives.
I've seen pictures of the Gym and it really is a cool well equipt place and all the new signed "Hayemaker" fighters love going there to train.
No distractions for David either - ie London's nightlife;)
Adam Booth is half Cypriot so i guess the connection lies with him.