Katy Perry vs Lilly Allan

Honestly I would rather jack off...
Seriously. :(
Neither.

Yeah fucking hell ,trying to satisfy both would be like trying to plaster the gran canyon and I can't be bothered to go down the builders merchants .
Much rather just knock one out ,least then you dont have to talk shit to them and listen to what they did today at work .

'Do you want me to rub it into my tits?'

'Do what you like love ,I'll be asleep'

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Originally Posted by Big Dick Whittington

Yeah fucking hell ,trying to satisfy both would be like trying to plaster the gran canyon and I can't be bothered to go down the builders merchants .
Much rather just knock one out ,least then you dont have to talk shit to them and listen to what they did today at work .

'Do you want me to rub it into my tits?'

'Do what you like love ,I'll be asleep'

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Originally Posted by BIG H

Lilly allen needs stabbing in the head!!

She must be the best shag in history listening to her lyrics slating blokes all the time lol. She's rank!!

Katy Perry is hot just by virtue of the thought of her 'Kissing girls and liking it" lol

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I'll pass you the blade

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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

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Originally Posted by BIG H

Lilly allen needs stabbing in the head!!

She must be the best shag in history listening to her lyrics slating blokes all the time lol. She's rank!!

Katy Perry is hot just by virtue of the thought of her 'Kissing girls and liking it" lol

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I'll pass you the blade

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People I work with (even geezers in there late 30s) think Lilly Allen is some sort of musical genius - gimme a fucking break

Im just going by looks here but i seen Joe Holland music show 2weeks ago and Lilly Allen was on and she looked awesome,very cute.I would'nt kick her out of bed,not the way she looked like on that night:lickish:

WOW Katy Perry looks hot in these new photos!:lickish:

lily allen is a complete dogs dinner

katy perry is a 9/10


no comparison

Not a fan of her style or her 'music'... cookie face/mental eyes are irratating

But you have to admit that that would be one hell of a french fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvlGU08DKPY