Dying from masturbation. :)
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Dying from masturbation. :)
To be honest statistically if you allow me 8 hours of sleep, an hour for eating, 30 mins for toilets and maybe an hour for posting, that must mean around a 60 percent chance that my death will be during wanking too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing
I've not attempted the self strangulation, donning of stockings and wigs, and the funny antics in the wardrobe but maybe these guys being older are just more experienced and adventurous than me.......
I'll probably be found naked in a my leather swing chair with my feet up on the table, legs either side of my keyboard, my monitor switched to portrait mode and a nice slideshow of school girl trannies being pissed on in a bus being played via Vista picture view. Actually its the way I'd most like to go too
Does anyone else think the ending of Kill Bill would have been so much better if he'd wanked himself to death in a Bangkok hotel room?
I see David Carradine has finally mastered the five finger death wank... He learned the art from 'Master' Bates!
David Carradine has been made a minister, Gordon Brown said he was pleased to have someone who would never walk out of the cabinet.
Many people embarrass their family by coming out of the closet.
David Carradine embarrassed his trying to come in it.
After David Carradine was found dead in his wardrobe police have arrested Aslan and Mr Tumnus
What's the difference between David Carradine and Princess Diana?
Diana wasn't wearing a belt when she died.
Police investigating the death of David Carradine believe they have found the murder weapon,
It was a Thai
:rolleyes:
RIP David Carradine.
Started out Kwai Chang Cain.
Ended up Die Wan King.
One thing for sure, that's definitely not the way I would want people to remember me. I haven't seen pictures though, wonder if it's possible to find it somewhere... I just read the description and it was.. well... kinda of enough even if my unhealthy curiosity would wander far enough as to see these.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Your wish is my command ......
The Thai Rath Carradine Photo Outrage
A strange way to pass away. Didn't know about him too much and what I saw was of little interest. I hated those Kill Bill films. Or should I say the first one as I never actually followed through and watched the second one. Utter tripe.
To die wanking in a cupboard. Nice! :vd:
That sounded a bit callous, and perhaps it was. But I have little time for these Hutchence types. :rolleyes:
I wonder if he had time to contemplate the situation as the heart attack hit?
Going out as a pervepot. :vd:
What I found really weird was that close friends said according to interviews that they believed he was murdered and was not enganging in a sex act that went wrong, although they said he had engaged in self asphyixiation sex in the past :confused::confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
I mean it was known that he had a history of doing this, presumably because he must have told people, yet those same people dont believe this was such an incident :rolleyes: