Michael Jackson Died!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?

Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.

For Sale; single white glove , slightly soiled index finger

(comes with FREE monkey that won't stop crying

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants his new angel one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says, "I wish all the children in the world to be safe."

Three hours later, God kills Micheal Jackson

So many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.

When Michael Jackson grabbed his chest and went "Ow!", did anyone notice?

26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.

You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.

A tenner says we never see La Toya again.

Isn't it ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm.

Where the big hand touches the little hand...

Madonna, what a pretentious bitch she is, running about adopting poor African kids,
Who the fuck died and made her queen of pop ?

Oh wait ..........

When Michael Jackson dies he has asked for his body to melted down and made into plastic toys.

Apparently this is so children get a chance to play with him for a change

I think we can now assume that the girl is Paul McCartney's.

Looks like Baby P has a new playmate.

Dear Sirs,

I understand that Mr Jackson's possisions are to be auctioned off to meet his huge debts.

I would like to bid £10,000 for his laptop, please

Yours sincerely
G. Glitter

What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day.

One played with Majors and the other played with Minors.