Sweet...
I wanna do a line off the crack of her ass. :cool:
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I think im lost.
Oops, sorry I was in the ladies room, but unfortunately not in the same one as Missy. :-\ I had to make sure that the twins were secure in my little black dress, since it's a bit low cut, and I don't want them making an accidental appearance. Well at least not yet. :mwink:
You did a great job of hosting the awards, and ohhhhhhh baby, you are looking mighty fine tonight as well.
I know you want to put 2009 behind you, and I'm just the girl to make you forget all about it, and give you a great start to 2010.
So come on, let's go and get our groove on out on the dance floor, because I want to see what kind of moves you have, and I'm sure it won't take long for things to get very touchy feely. :woot22:
I have to tell you though, as I was walking around, I saw a lot of things going on.....
First Violent D grabbed me as I was walking by, and sat me on his lap, and then with a whisper in my ear, he asked if I was wearing anything under my dress. My answer was....... :-X
You can forget about getting a coherent sentence from Spicoli. He already was drinking straight from the bottle, sitting alone, and babbling to himself. :alcoholic:
For some reason Legion was laying on his back, and bench pressing Bilbo. :headscratch:
As usual, POB couldn't resist getting behind the bar to serve up some drinks, just like he does at Saddo's Gentlemens Club. But I think it has more to do with the cute girl bartender that is working it. :gorgeous:
I saw CFH and Jaz standing by the bar debating about racism, while cracking on each other at the same time. :poke:
As I walked into the hallway to go to the ladies room, there was Brucelee and Miles still calling each other gay. Then when I walked out, they were making out. :o
Of course I saw Killersheep an amat sharing some herbage, and laughing in a corner. :wackomz4:
There was even one hypocritical pompous prick that was arguing with security, saying that he should be the only one allowed in the VIP section, because he's better than everyone else. :rolleyes:
Missy must still be in the bathroom, because I haven't seen her all night. :dontknow:
Andre is spreading the word of peace and love. :hippy:
Big H is pissed because he can't find a big booty woman around the joint. :mad:
Fenster is passed out already. FACT. :cwm33:
JT and ElTerribleMorales were cutting down some of the newbie Pac fans. :LOLATYOU:
And Hattonthehammer has been thrown out already, go figure. :kick:
I wonder what else will happen tonight. :scratchchin:
Poor Missy...
Wow I never knew so much blow could fit up someones Gary Glitter.
Nice... I gotta say I love the dress.
It compliments your curves well.
My goodness is hot in here or is it just me?
Someone go turn up the AC. :cold:
Thank you look fucken fiiiiiine, yourself.
Yes I do, the fuck with 2009. Help me make 2010 a great year. I knew you'd be the right person for this...
We're not even on the dance floor and we're already staring eachother down. Oh my...:yes:
Well babe that's your thing.
I'm not here to tell you what to do, you go with the flow and let it be what it'll be. :cool:
I too have to confess something. katfight showed up by surprise and she was hitting me saying how much she's missed me and how she's thought about me since she left. She came onto me but I turned her down.
I want tonight to be all about you and me. ;)
Well it took him about 5 minutes to settle down after every award winner was announced... I think next year god willing, we need to bring a Spicoli translator.
LMAO... Oh shit I can't stop laughing.
I can truly picture this cause I know what both look like... :lolhaha:
Fuck yeah that's my BostonBoy...
Do that shit baby. Get up in there and do your thang.
We swing by later and get a drink.
I think those 2 will bond by the end of the night and come to an agreement.
What? Miles? Up the pooper? Nooooooooo?
Bruce well not really surprised...
Was with them earlier as I waited for you...
I'm on cloud 9 right now baby.
Gee let me take a WILD guess at who that was?
He almost brought me to tears earlier... ;D
He's def. not looking right I can tell you now.
He's a wanka. FACT.
I thought he'd party more then this...
It's about time...
There's a few still floating around though.
Wonder what took so long? ???
Uninvitingly crashes the party and after having a few drinks sits down to await the awards.....
After a few stories with the regulars about how i been on this site since 2004 or 05 under the name outspoken and how i been reading regularly and hardly posting, still receive "who the f**k is that" faces.
A few corny jokes and beers later after announcing Manny Pacquiao for the Fighter of the year award. I rush to to the stage and steal the Mic from Pacquiao only to say " Im sorry, Pac, I'ma let you finish, But Antonio Margarito was the best cheater ever, best cheater ever " only to be bombarded by security guards and thrown the fudge out... - even though i was only there for 1 award, all in all.. it was a great night! ;D
I'm a bit late to the party, but managed to overhear Micks conversation with Diane. I do not take it up the pooper, the person being intimate with Bruce Lee must have been another person who bears a passing resemblance to me. Bruce Lee is Asian so he thinks probably thinks any white man looks like miles. The guy was probably some guy named Niles and Bruce in his drunkenness misheard and decided it was miles and gave him a great big Frenchie.
But anyway, great job on the awards Mick. I am marching to the second floor bar with a mask on my face because I don't want to be noticed too much by Bruce. He won't recognise me disguised as a pumpkin!
*while all the guests were starting to talk with each others, A guy with a black bomber filled with patches and a pair of 12 holes steel cap Dr Martens Boots was stuck at the door with a monster man dressed in white with dark Christian Dior's shades*
D = doorman
N = Nameless
B- SOrry Sir but you're not allowed in, this is a private evening
N- Well, I've been invited
B - Sorry no punk allowed inside, your clothes do not fit
N - Well I've heard that dress codes weren't necessary so I came as I dress normally
B - I am not stupid, step aside to let the other guesses come in
N - Look on your guest list, my name's there, I am invited I promise
B- "what's your name I asked? I am losing patience there"
N- " I am Namemess"
B- Sorry but no name no entrance
N- well... I am nameless, ask saddo peoples
B- please Mister, go away, you're not invited in there
N- Yeah I promise I am, Master invited me, I am nameless, check on your sheet!
B- You're starting to play with my nerves, if you'Re nameless, you can't be on my list, I have only names over there.
N-Look, my name is nameless, that's my name, or my nickname, or the self given nickname I auto-gave myself.
B- ....... *staring at me with angry eyes and clenched teeth*
N-Look.... GO in the "N" section, then followed by an "A".
B-... AHHHHhhhhhhh I seeeee, ok you can come in but next time dress more conveniently.
**Finally getting in**
So everybody's in the bathroom for strange reasons, good for me, I don't need to make my little needs yet, nobody waiting at the bar and all the couches are for me if I want. First, let's kick that off with a double Talisker with a single ice, sounds appropriate. First of all, let's try to find Jaz in all that crowd. I do not start with the toilet, it's way too full and Steelie might be there and I can't get any stupid risks even if my steel cap are supposed to be good protection in that kind of case.
*walks around trying to figure out who is who*
....
Oh there's Missy. God do you think that we should go over there and stop her? I don't think she realizes that she's sitting on Kid Thunder's lap, and making out with him. :vd:
Why thank you, and it's only going to get hotter. :flame:
Yes, I am the right woman for the job, and I've been looking you up and down all night. :lickish:
Funniest moment of the night so far. :yes:
Miles can deny it all he wants, I know what I saw. :gluur:
No, you'll know what cloud 9 really is later. :ver18:
He'll get you everytime. :eek:
I didn't stay there on his lap now did I? Nope, he grabbed me, sat me down on his lap, asked the question, and all I did was whisper in his ear "I'll never tell", gave him a hug, and kiss on the cheek, and then went on my way. But I'll tell you the answer, of course I am. Besides you know that finding out what's underneath is all part of the fun. And if you like the dress, trust me, wait until you see what I'm wearing underneath it. :peepingtom:
I knew this was our night from the start. When you walked out onto the stage looking so hot, then you took off your shades, and started looking around the room, cracking jokes about the different people you see. Then when you glanced over at me, and I smiled at you, it was so adorable how you forgot what you were saying, and had to refocus yourself to finish your monologue.
Trust me, it's just you and me tonight, and that's all that matters, so will you take my hand already, and take me out on the dance floor, because I don't think I can contain myself for much longer. :lickish: ;D :-*
Great night had by all, strange seeing diane honestly thought someone had smuggled valuev in as a special guest until she introduced herself ;D;D;D
Nice to see brucelee and miles expressing manly gratitude for eachother so flamboyantly. How the hell did missy ever make her way out of the toilets is a question id love to know
Would like to pay homage to the person who managed to quite gently place me in an outside trailer when the evenings events came to an end. Good to know ive got my back covered
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You're much welcome, when you started to want to kiss guys just to show that you'Re game and that you're not afraid of your sexuality, I thought that it was time to get you a safe place to sleep, especially knowing that the day after you would attempt to kill yourself for that. You've been a bit hard to convince but you were so drunk that I've had no problem to drag you out, throw you on a bed and going back to the party for a last beer with the others before going back home myself.
You All On Crack Or What?
Damn, I missed the whole show... I thought it'd be on Youtube but when I clicked on the link, all I got was some dancing dude in a jump suit and a crash helmet ???